Thursday, May 25, 2017

Korean soldier convicted of gay sex

(A Korean soldier was sentenced to six months in jail for gay sex.)

Yesterday, I had beef fajitas for dinner. The meal was quite good. My wife is the beef fajita queen. She's a regular Asian Martha Stewart. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched CNN. Two men were found dead at a drug rehabilitation center in Pennsylvania. They were the victims of opioid abuse. Here's the strange part of the story. They actually worked at the location as drug counselors. Lots of Americans are dying from heroin. They turn to the drug after getting addicted to pain killers. Times remain grim in the Rust Belt.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat beef in the comfort of my own home. Sadly, lot's of people will never experience this type of joy. These idiots actually refuse to eat meat, claiming that the practice is unethical. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Seattle.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean soldier was convicted of having gay sex. He was sentenced to six months in prison. However, his jail term has been suspended for one year. Homosexuality is still illegal in the Korean military. The peninsula has no patience for sodomites. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. The mayor of Manchester, England believes that life should continue as usual after the devastating attack which claimed 22 lives. In other words, terrorism is just something that we all must accept. It's the new normal. What kind of shit is that? These Muslim extremists need to be rooted out and killed. If we could handle the Nazis and the Imperial Japanese, then we can certainly deal with these assholes. The mayor of Manchester should go take a flying screw at a rolling donut.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.  

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Koreans caught smuggling 2,348kg of gold in 'private parts'

(That gold is cold.)

Yesterday, I took my family to McDonald's for dinner. The meal was fantastic. I had a Big Mac and a large order of French fries. I'm a huge fan of junk food. All that starch sends me straight to the moon. I washed the vittles down with a cold glass of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I usually drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.

I turned on CNN. A young man named Devon Arthurs used to be a neo-Nazi. However, he decided to convert to Islam instead. Devon had two roommates who made fun of his new religion. So he shot them both dead with a pistol. Mr. Arthurs is only eighteen-years-old. Talk about a moron. If I were king of the world, I'd boil this asshole alive in oil. It's a good thing nobody listens to me.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, eating junk food is a wonderful experience. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their lives starving themselves to look good in skinny jeans. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Hollywood, California.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Many Koreans were arrested at Incheon Airport for smuggling gold. The men hid the precious nuggets up their asses while the women used both their asses and viginas. It's easy to make a profit with smuggled gold because the powers-that-be boost the price with a 15% tax. Go figure. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. Twenty-two innocent people were blown to bits in Manchester, England. Who is responsible? You guessed it. Another Muslim fanatic. Most of the victims were young women. One dead girl is only eight-years-old. The suicide bomber was a British citizen. His parents came to the UK as refugees from Libya. Islam is the religion of death.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

25 Koreans arrested in Philippines over alleged fraud, illegal gambling

(Twenty-five Koreans were arrested in the Philippines.)

Yesterday, I had two chicken sandwiches for dinner. I also consumed three small bags of potato chips. The meal wasn't very good. The poultry was a little too dry. But I didn't complain. I just smiled and ate my vittles like the village retard. I'm wonderful that way. The glass is always half-full at my humble abode. I washed the food down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I turned on CNN. A gangster from Mississippi had a transgender girlfriend. The relationship was consensual. He knew all along that his main squeeze was a chick-with-a-dick. Unfortunately, one of his fellow gang members learned his secret. So the gangster murdered the 17-year-old girl in cold blood in order to avoid embarrassment. He was sentenced to fifty years in prison for his crime. If I were king of the world, I'd have this bastard stoned at the city gates. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, I have enough money to eat meat every day. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They wipe their asses with their bare hands because they can't afford toilet paper. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Laos.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 9 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Twenty-five Koreans were arrested in the Philippines on charges of fraud and gambling. Basically, these scumbags were setting up fake real-estate deals to rip-off other Koreans. They also gambled on illegal internet sites--which is a big deal on the peninsula. The powers-that-be frown on all forms of wagering. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. Former New York senator Anthony Weiner was found guilty of sexting with a minor. He sent pictures of his Johnson to a fifteen-year-old girl. Weiner faces up to ten years in prison for his crime. He also has to register as a sex offender. This is the same guy who was caught with all of Clinton's emails on his laptop computer. His ex-wife is Hillary's closest friend.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Activists condemn lax probe of sex tourism suspects

(Many Korean men were recently detained on sex charges.)

Yesterday, I took my family for dinner. We had barbeque pork. It came with all the fixings--kimchi, sautéed onions, Chinese mushrooms, etc. The meal was excellent. I stuffed my face as if it were my last day on earth. Then I washed the vittles down with two bottles of soju. I also drank a big glass of beer.

I watched CNN. Three teenagers from Mississippi stole a car from a supermarket parking lot. They didn't realize that there was a six-year-old boy inside the automobile. They shot the little guy and left his corpse in a ditch. The body was found nine hours later. These thugs will be tried as adults. If I were king of the world, I'd have these murderous assholes beheaded in the public square. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

(These assholes should be decapitated.)

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's nice to take the family out to a restaurant for barbeque. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They venerate a false prophet and are not allowed to eat pork. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Saudi Arabia.

I went to bed at midnight. I didn't dream. I woke up at noon and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Many Korean men were detained in the Philippines on the suspicion of sex tourism. They were later released due to lack of evidence. Activists are pissed. They want to see these gentlemen spend time in jail. Did you know that--here on the peninsula--paying for coitus can land you in prison for up to fifteen years? This information blows my mind due to the fact that Korea is chock full of whorehouses.  You can't throw a rock without hitting a brothel. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. Tucker Carlson had Jim Webb on his show. Jim believes that the Democrats lost the election because they are far too liberal. I disagree with the former senator from Virginia. They ran the wrong candidate, thinking that demographics would save their bacon. Bernie Sanders was a much better choice than Hillary. He could have taken Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Ohio, and Michigan without breaking a sweat. America came a hair away from having a socialist leader. The very thought sends chills up my spine. Times are certainly changing.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Friday, May 19, 2017

Taxi driver jailed over 297 false accusations, failing to pay karaoke bill

(A taxi driver from Seoul was sent to prison.)

Yesterday, I ate beef fajitas for dinner. The meal was delicious. My wife is the beef fajita queen. I also consumed two giant candy bars for desert. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff. A good time was had by all.

I watched CNN. Dean June Cho of Yale University got caught badmouthing Caucasian people on Yelp. She stated that a local sushi restaurant was a magnet for white trash who couldn't tell the difference between a good piece of fish and a bad piece of fish. She also said that her local cinema was populated with morons incapable of adding seven plus seven. Dean Cho is just another elitist asshole who cheers every time a working class white man dies. She can go take a flying screw at a rolling donut.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat beef in the comfort of my warm apartment. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their days toiling in the fields to make ends meet. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Cambodia.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A taxi driver from Seoul was sent to prison for making hundreds of false accusations against his customers. He also refused to pay a $300 karaoke bill. Basically, the guy is a flim-flam man. If I were king of the world, I'd have this thief savagely flogged in the middle of the town square. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. A couple of years ago, a large black man named Terence Crutcher got high on PCP and sped down a rural road in Oklahoma. He was eventually stopped by the police and told to get on the ground. Terence didn't listen. He reached into his SUV in spite of the many warnings. Consequently, an officer named Betty Shelby greased him with her gun. The district attorney arrested Betty for murder, but she was recently acquitted by a jury of her peers. Black Lives Matter is very upset about the situation.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Rape culture in Korea

(Is there are rape culture in Korea?)

Yesterday, my wife went to Emart. She brought home a pepperoni pizza. It came in a large cardboard box. The meal was delicious. I love junk food. All that starch sends me straight to the moon. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched CNN. A teenage couple from Arkansas are currently in police custody for child abuse. Their newborn baby was found by social services covered in rat bites. One of the wounds was so severe that it exposed the child's skull. The parents knew that they had a rat infestation in their home, but they failed to tell anybody about the problem. If I were king of the world, I'd have these assholes publicly flogged in the village square. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat pizza while viewing television. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their lives consuming monkey brains in the deep dark jungle. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Malawi.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt that I got drunk and bought a great deal of pet supplies. I spent over a thousand dollars on the junk. My mother scolded me.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean student from Columbia University wrote an opinion piece about the rape culture in South Korea. In her article, she claims that Korean men are pigs due to Confucianism. She points to former presidential candidate Hong Jun-pyo as an example. He was a naughty young man back in high school.

But here's the deal. The peninsula is very safe for men and women alike. Sure. Rape happens from time to time--just like it happens everywhere else around the globe. However, the vast majority of Korean males treat their female counterparts very kindly. The idea of a rape culture is just another feminist myth designed to bash men. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. The Turkish president is named Erdogan. He owns a house in Washington D.C. Protesters held a peaceful demonstration in front of his opulent abode. Erdogan's bodyguards proceeded to beat the shit out of them. The American cops couldn't control the situation. This brutal public assault will go unpunished because the attackers have diplomatic immunity.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.  

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Viewers angry over commercial breaks

(Koreans are tired of commercials.)

Yesterday, I had beef and French fries for dinner. The meat was quite succulent. All the juice rolled down my fat chin. Furthermore, the fries were crisp and salty--just the way I like them. My wife's a wonderful cook. She's a regular Asian Martha Stewart. I drank several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched CNN. The authorities in California shutdown a cockfighting ring. The powers-that-be confiscated over 7,000 birds. They also found drugs, guns, and money after frisking the gamblers. Unfortunately, some of the birds didn't make it. Their mangled bodies were gathered and incinerated. I'm not a big animal-rights guy. I'm more concerned about humans than roosters. In fact, a Friday night at a cockfight sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe I'm a prick.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm some dirty misanthrope. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat beef and French fries while relaxing on my sofa. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They live in countries which venerate cows as if they were gods. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in India.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Korean viewers are angry over commercial breaks. They claim that popular dramas are being interrupted in the middle of the episodes, thereby ruining the excitement. According to the fans, the advertisements should run at the end of the shows. I'm serious about drama, too. Commercials suck giant ass. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. The New York Times ran an article claiming that President Trump is obstructing justice. Supposedly, James Comey said that Trump asked him to stop investigating General Flynn. I hope Donald has that entire conversation on tape. Comey should be called to testify in front of congress so that the public can get the whole story. The mainstream media is playing a dangerous game of gotcha, and I simply no longer trust the fake news. Let's hear what the former FBI director has to say directly from his own lips.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.