Monday, August 8, 2016

Son Yeon-Jae Is Stylish

(Son Yeon-Jae is a rhythmic gymnast--whatever that means.)

Yesterday, I ate grilled beef and a baked potato for dinner. The meal was delicious. My wife excels at all things feminine. She's the Asian Martha Stewart. I washed the vittles down with water. The heat is killing me, and good old-fashioned H2O is the only thing which is getting me through this scorcher of a summer.

I watched the UFC. The main event featured a battle between Yair Rodriguez and Alex Caceres. The two men punched the crap out of each other for twenty-five minutes. The bout was exciting, with many spinning kicks and punches. However, no blood was drawn--which was disappointing. I demand lots of gore for my buck. In the end, Rodriguez eked out a split decision victory.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. True. I might be a broke dead dick, but at least I can afford to eat beef from time to time. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Rwanda.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I had a dream concerning Donald Trump. The billionaire bought me a pet fox. The animal came in a little cage. After that, I flew to Mongolia.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break.  Son Yeon-Jae is an Olympic rhythmic gymnast from Seoul, Korea. I have no idea what a rhythmic gymnast actually is, but she must be good at it. She's ranked fifth in the world.  Yeon-Jae has also been voted the most stylish athlete in the Olympic games by Vogue Magazine. Good for her. Being cute is a lot better than being ugly--especially for women. It's tough for the grotesque to find any love. Trust me. I speak from bitter experience.

I turned on CNN. Poppy Harlow interviewed a prominent republican who is voting for Hillary Clinton. This man even pledged to help Hillary win her campaign against The Donald. Trump scares both republicans and democrats--which is why he's the right man for the job. Business as usual means a mediocre America. And nobody wants that.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody.


  1. I've never understood that rhythmic gymnast thing either, Smith. How that can be an Olympic "sport" is beyond me. I'll tell you one thing: those girls all have a solid future as a pole dancer in a strip club.

    1. Hi Eric.

      I don't understand the entire Olympics. Most of the sports are complete crap? Gymnastics? What is that garbage?