Sunday, September 4, 2016

'Gray' crime wave looms in Korea

(Oldsters are committing lots of crimes in Korea.)

Yesterday, I had shrimp fried rice for dinner. I'm not a huge fan of rice. The stuff comes with every meal. But I didn't complain. I just smiled and ate my vittles like the village retard. I'm wonderful that way. The glass is always half-full at my humble abode. I washed the vittles down with several large glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched several episodes of Narcos. This Netflix original is currently the best show on television. A right-wing paramilitary group known as Los Pepes joins forces with the Cali Cartel. Together, they hunt down Pablo Escobar, killing his men without mercy. They often pose the bodies in public to terrorize Pablo's followers. Escobar gets revenge by placing powerful bombs all over Columbia. Narcos is a true work of art. Missing it would be a sin.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's nice to live in a country that isn't controlled by drug lords and terrorists. Lots of people can't make this boast. They live fearfully, wondering if they'll get their heads chopped off by the local drug cartel. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Mexico.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt that I was viewing pornography on the television. I'm not a big porno guy--which is fortuitous since smut is illegal in South Korea.

I woke up at 7 p.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Nearly ten percent of all crime in Korea is committed by people who are over sixty-years-old. I find this stat astonishing. And many of these infractions are very violent. For instance, an eighty-year-old man was recently arrested for stabbing two of his friends in a coffee shop. I never argue with elderly Koreans. They give me the creeps.

I turned on CNN. The network absolutely despises all things Donald Trump. For example, they crucified him this morning for going to a black church in Detroit in an effort to gain minority votes. However, they crucified him last week for not speaking directly to a black audience when he asked for African-American support. Now matter what Trump does, CNN finds a way to shit on it. The channel is run by liberal Kool-Aid drinkers.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Would You Lay With Me.)


  1. The mud slinging in this campaign is absolutely epic and unique in the fact that most of it is coming from the media themselves. All directed at Trump, naturally. Hillary can remain mostly silent. I saw the other day some rag like Huff Post refer to DT as "Teflon Don" which sounded strange to me until you consider that none of the shit they hurl at him seems to deter him. It slides right off because frankly he doesn't give a good goddamn. Trump would never have been my first choice but after these last few months I have developed serious respect for the guy. What other 70 year old billionaire would subject himself to such abuse when by all rights he should be preparing to hand off his empire and enjoy the golden years? None. I really think Trump just relishes the fight.

    1. Hi Karl.

      I agree. Trump's a fighter. That's what I like about him. Plus he's not Hillary.


  2. I read that article yesterday and laughed my ass off at the last line. I'm sure most of the 'crimes' are drunken rants to some younger people..

    "I was only trying to threaten him," he said. "The attack was just a spur-of-the-moment thing."

    I don't find old people creepy here, some men I guess are seeing respect for them disapear in modern society. In fact old guys here seem desperate to be my friend cause, most are loney cause men cant make friends with anyone but their peers it seems, foreigners are kind of out of that heirachy... Its rich old people that piss me off here, Me and wife have had a few run ins where some rich usually woman thinks they can tell me and my wife off for some nonsense.


    1. Hi James.

      Rich Koreans can be obnoxious. I feel your pain.