Monday, October 31, 2016

S. Korean worker killed in robbery in Botswana

(A Korean was killed in Africa.)

Yesterday, I went to a restaurant for dinner. I ordered seven dollars worth of fried chicken. The meal was delicious. I'm a huge fan of poultry. It's both cheap and delicious. I very much enjoy dipping the meat into salt and hot sauce. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju and a couple large glasses of beer. A good time was had by all.

I watched Korean baseball. The championship series between the Doosan Bears and the NC Dinos is currently underway. Game two was very exiting. The score was knotted up at one until the final inning. Doosan's bats suddenly sprang to life, and they managed to score five runs. The Bears now lead the series by two games. The next contest is Tuesday.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat poultry while getting toasted on soju. Sadly, a lot of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their lives guarding their meager possessions from murderous bandits and outlaws. Things could always be worse. I'm just thankful that I wasn't born in Malawi.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I had a disturbing dream about losing my flash-drive. I looked all over my apartment, but I couldn't find the damn thing. I was crestfallen. I store all my favorite television shows on that device.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A South Korean worker was murdered in Botswana. The crime took place during a late-night robbery. An African with a gun broke into the man's house at two a.m. He killed the poor guy simply for swag. If I were king of the world, I'd have this psychopath flayed alive and I'd use his bowels to feed my fish. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

I turned on CNN. Hillary's poll numbers are dropping like a stone. But she's still going to win the election. It's a demographic issue. Blacks and Latinos simply refuse to vote republican. Hillary could rob a bank in broad daylight, and the minority community would still support her. But this email scandal is a huge deal. Someone is going to jail. I've got a funny feeling that Huma is about to get thrown under the bus.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Big Balls)

Sunday, October 30, 2016

Korean shot to death in Philippines

(Another Korean was murdered in the Philippines.)

Yesterday, I had bacon and fried bread for dinner. I cooked the meat using generous amounts of salt and grease. It came out all crisp and delicious. I'm a huge fan of pork. It's both cheap and tasty. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju. A good time was had by all.

I watched CNN. The FBI might reopen the email case against Hillary Clinton. This new batch involves Anthony Weiner's sexting crime. Clinton's a very secretive woman. And why not? She's a disgusting lesbian feminist who has aborted several of her very own children. Her presidency is going to be one for the ages. The American public will be assaulted with this type of shit for the next four years. I can't wait. Thank God for Julian Assange. The mainstream media is asleep at the wheel.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to cook bacon and bread while getting toasted on soju. Sadly, a lot of people never get to experience this type of joy. They are repressed by governments which insist on perpetual sobriety. If they step out of line, the powers-that-be have them brutally flogged. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Saudi Arabia.

I woke up at 7 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Another Korean was murdered in the Philippines. This happens from time to time. Many older Koreans retire in the Philippines because the cost of living is so low. The Filipinos view them as rich oldsters and easy marks. So they are often robbed and killed. The Korean government is asking the government of the Philippines to keep a close eye on their citizens.

I turned on CNN. Donald Trump gave a great speech in Arizona. The first thing he said was that Hillary Clinton should be banned from running for president. And he's absolutely correct. That old lesbian is a felon, and her shenanigans will only tarnish the office. He also said that Bernie Sander's sold his soul to the devil by supporting the Clinton machine. Again, The Donald is speaking the gospel. Lastly, he called on the American people to drain the swamp. Does he have a shot to win? Probably not. But that doesn't make him wrong.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Cities on Flame)

Thursday, October 27, 2016

'Solo drinkers' on the rise after anti-graft law takes effect

(More Koreans are drinking their soju at home.)

Yesterday, I had chicken for dinner. I cooked the poultry in a large frying pan. I added lots of salt and grease. The bird tasted delicious. It was hot and crisp and tasty. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of Cass. Cass is my favorite brand of Korean beer. It's both smooth and delicious.

I watched CNN. Something happened to the cable feed in New York, so the network ended up showing a documentary about the IRA. It was pretty interesting. It seems that the worst of the Fenians gave in depth interviews to Boston College back in 1999. They assumed that the info wouldn't be used against them. It turns out that they were wrong. Murder cases are being reopened by the powers-that-be. It's always best to keep your mouth shut.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to drink beer while watching the boob-tube. In fact, life doesn't get much better than that. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They're too busy toiling in the fields to provide vittles for their families. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Somalia.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Korea recently passed an anti-graft law. No gifts can be given to business people which are valued at over thirty dollars. So the late night dinners and soju parties have come to a standstill. More people are now buying their booze at convenience stores and drinking it at home.

I turned on the news. Donald Trump's Hollywood star was recently vandalized. The police are investigating the incident. I can't understand all the left-wing hate for Mr. Trump. Everything he's saying is correct. Our manufacturing jobs are gone. Our border is open. Minority neighborhoods are dangerous cesspools. We're in one losing war after another. So what's the problem? It's not like he's lying about anything. I just don't get it.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. Sorry for the delay in posting. But, if the truth be told, I only want to write fifteen times a month on this piece of toilet paper called a blog. Anyway, so long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Macho Man)

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Korean pastor arrested in Cambodia for child abuse

(A Korean pastor was arrested for having sex with minors.)

Yesterday, I had chicken ass for dinner. The asses were covered in batter, and the meat was very chewy. Nevertheless, the meal was delicious. I'm a huge fan of poultry. It's both cheap and delicious. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched another episode of The Exorcist. Things are getting worse and worse for Casey. The demon continues his endless torment of the poor girl. She's violently hurled against the wall on several occasions. And her bones are sometimes broken. In fact, the monster spends his days crouching on her chest like a baseball catcher. His toenails are long, black, and disgusting. Apparently, good grooming habits are frowned upon in hell. On the bright side, Casey can now speak several new languages. I should probably stop watching the show. It's freaking me out.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, eating chicken ass on a Saturday night is great fun. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this joy. They live in the deep dark jungle and spend their days foraging for roots and berries. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Borneo.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 7 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean pastor was arrested for child abuse. He targeted poor families and gave them presents such as motorbikes in exchange for sex with their daughters. The victims range in age from eleven to sixteen. The pastor is sixty-two-years-old. If I were king of the world, I'd march this villain to the town square and cut off his penis with a samurai sword. But thankfully nobody listens to me.

I turned on CNN. Another woman has accused Trump of groping her. But I'm not buying the bullshit. It's kind of weird how these ladies are all coming out of the woodwork right before the election. And I know the outcome of a Hillary presidency. We'll have open borders, endless warfare, partial-birth abortions, low-wage jobs, unisex bathrooms, and unfair trade agreements. We're already the United States of Goldman Sachs. So isn't it time to give somebody else a chance? Why continue to cook the fries in the same old grease?

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Cheap Trick)

Friday, October 21, 2016

Policeman killed in gunfight with criminal suspect

(A policeman was mudered in Seoul.)

Yesterday, I took my family to a restaurant. We ordered fifteen dollars worth of fried chicken. The meal was excellent. I'm a huge fan of poultry. It's both cheap and delicious. I washed the vittles down with a pitcher of Hite. Hite is the most popular beer in Korea. A good time was had by all.

I watched the debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. I thought Trump used that old lesbian like toilet paper. But I'm biased. I'm against things like partial-birth abortion and transgender toilets. I'm also against open borders, endless warfare, and nation building. In my opinion, a vote for Hillary is a vote for Satan. She's the worst that humanity has to offer.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's nice to eat chicken with my family. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They feast on monkey brains and slake their thirst with contaminated water. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in the jungles of the Amazon.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. There was a gunfight in Seoul. One policeman was shot in the back. He died on the operating table. Another poor soul was shot in the stomach. He was just an unfortunate passer-by. Luckily, his injuries aren't life threatening. The villain responsible for the murder is also suspected of being a sexual deviant. That's why he was running from the powers-that-be.

I turned on CNN. The talking heads claim that Hillary won yesterday's debate. You know my opinion on the matter. But maybe they're correct.  My country is certainly becoming radicalized. For instance, America's currently a bastion for abortion and homosexuality. There's no arguing about that. Plus we now have groups like Black Lives Matter and La Raza beating the shit out of whitey as the cops look on helplessly. Ronald Reagan would be rolling over in his grave. What the hell happened?

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Tuesday Afternoon)

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Juvenile crime becoming more violent

(Korean teenagers are killing people.)

Yesterday, I went to a Chinese restaurant with my family. I ate sweet and sour pork with noodles and vegetables. The meal was wonderful. I love pork. It's both cheap and delicious. I washed my vittles down with several large glasses of Cass. Cass is my favorite Korean beer. It has a real smooth taste.

I watched the match between Manchester United and Liverpool. I initially thought that it would be a high-scoring affair. After all, both teams are known for their fireworks on offense. But United put six men in the back and played stingy defense for the entire ninety minutes. The game end in a scoreless draw. I love the EPL. This might be the best season ever.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to watch football and drink beer while relaxing on my sofa. In fact, life doesn't get much better than that. Sadly, a lot of people will never experience this type of joy. They're too busy toiling in the fields to put food on their tables. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Siberia.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Juvenile crime on the peninsula is becoming more violent. For example, one nineteen-year-old recently murdered his mother and aunt with a knife. And another young man killed a woman as he robbed her house. With that said, Korea is still one of the safest countries in the world.

I turned on CNN. Donald Trump says that the American elections are rigged. And I completely agree with him. Just look at the dirty tricks which the Clinton campaign waged against Bernie Sanders. Debbie Wasserman Schultz was subsequently fired because of party corruption. Furthermore, the mainstream media is in the bag for Hillary. Like most liberal institutions, the media wants the United States to turn into a mediocre nation run by homosexuals, radicals, and abortionists.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day. 

(Love the One Your With)

Monday, October 17, 2016

Hundreds take to streets against tougher punishment for abortion

(Lots of Koreans are pro-abortion.)

Yesterday, I had chicken for dinner. I also ate two large slices of pumpkin pie. The meal was delicious. I'm a huge fan of poultry. It's both cheap and delicious. I washed the meal down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched the latest episode of Westworld. The robots are beginning to remember past atrocities that have been committed against them. And the list of abuse is a mile long. All the females have been raped, and most of the men have been gunned down in the streets and saloons. There will soon be a day of reckoning. Westworld has my highest recommendation.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty misanthrope. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat pie while watching television. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their days foraging for fruits and berries in the deep dark jungle. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in the Congo.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Three hundred people gathered in Seoul to protest harsher punishment for abortions. These folks want to see the procedure legalized in all cases. You probably know where I stand on the matter. Killing a fetus is a crime against God. In fact, the murder of the unborn is now the new holocaust. The numbers are through the roof.

I turned on CNN. Wikileaks dumped more of Clinton's emails, including the transcripts of her speeches to Goldman Sachs. And nobody should be surprised by her rhetoric. She basically told the bankers that she has two faces--one which she shows to the public and one which she shows to the powers-that-be. She also said that the new banking regulations were much too tough, but she had to go along with public opinion. In other words, her hands were tied. This is an evil woman who will do anything for money and power. Only an idiot would vote for her.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Nights on Broadway) 

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Korean youngsters economically polarized from start

(Education isn't always a guarantee for a good job.)

Yesterday, I had a bacon sandwich for dinner. I also had lots and lots of potato chips. The meal was delicious. I'm a huge fan of pork. It brings me joy. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of Cass. Cass is my favorite brand of Korean beer. It's both smooth and delicious.

I watched another episode of The Exorcist. I should probably stop viewing this show. It gives me a bad case of the creeps. But I'm a slave for punishment. Casey is now in the mental home following her violent outburst on the subway. She can no longer resist her demon. The monster is fully in control. And trust me. He's a terrifying creature. Tomas has decided to perform the exorcism against the wishes of the bishop. Marcus will also help to defeat the demon--even though he's been recently defrocked.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat bacon and drink beer. In fact, life doesn't get much better than that. Lots of people never experience this type of joy. They're much too busy toiling in the fields for a dollar a day. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Malawi.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt about a strange guy who showed me a piece of dirty toilet paper. He kept asking me to point out the problems with the fecal matter.  In his opinion, the color was too yellow.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The success of young Koreans often depends on their parents bank accounts. Many recent college grads are working crap jobs because they don't have the connections to get into the big companies. Knowing powerful people is definitely a boon here on the peninsula. However, that's true around the globe. The world's unfair, but I remain a somewhat happy peasant. God brings me joy.

I turned on CNN. The Chinese authorities are warning the children of their nation about Christianity. They must report their parents to the government if they're being forced to attend church. This is a world filled with Godless pagans. And now that America has become a socialist bastion of abortion and gay rights, I often wonder who will fight back against the heathen masses.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(You got that right)

Friday, October 14, 2016

10 dead in tour bus fire

(Ten people die in a bus crash.)

Yesterday, I took my family to a restaurant. We ate fifteen dollars worth of fried chicken. The meal was delicious. I'm a huge fan of poultry. It's both cheap and delicious. I washed the vittles down with a pitcher of Hite. Hite is the most popular domestic beer on the peninsula. A good time was had by all.

I watched another episode of The Exorcist. Every week, the show gets creepier and creepier. The priests manage to force the demon to speak. The monster is fluent in Aramaic. However, the powers-that-be are terrified of any type of scandal and won't sign off on an exorcism. The pope is coming to town, and the last thing they want is egg on their face. So the poor girl is currently being tortured to the point of lunacy. The Exorcist is extremely disturbing. You've been warned.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's nice to eat poultry and drink beer with the family. Lots of people never get to experience this type of joy. They eat monkey brains and wash them down with bacteria infested water. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Laos.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A bus was driving from Daegu to the city of Ulsan. The passengers were retirees from Hanwha Chemical. They were returning from China. One of the tires blew up, and the vehicle slammed into a guard rail and caught fire. Ten people were burned alive.

I turned on CNN. Three women recently accused Donald Trump of groping them. I don't believe anything that the American media has to say. The elites all hot and bothered because Trump would cost them money. So naturally it's in their best interest to smear the billionaire. Hillary will be our next president. And we'll get more of the same-old same-old. Endless wars. Zero percent interest rates. One-percent growth. Low-paying jobs. Terrorist attacks. Etc. But at least Donald has the courage to take on the scum who are ruining our country. Good for him.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Everybody Knows)

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Korean gangsters hired to beat up school bullies

(Korean gangsters hired to assault school bullies.)

Yesterday, I went to KFC for dinner. I had four pieces of chicken and a large order of French fries. The meal was delicious. I love junk food. All that grease sends me straight to the moon. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I usually drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.

I watched the first episode of Westworld. The show stars Anthony Hopkins and Ed Harris. Westworld is a place where rich assholes can pay lots of money to get into gunfights and make it with hookers in a simulation of the Old West. Of course, the vast majority of the players are life-like robots. However, these robots are beginning to remember all the times that they've been shot and raped by their human overlords. Revenge is right around the corner. This series has a lot of potential. I'm giving it my highest recommendation.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat chicken with my family at a local fast-food joint. Lot's of people will never experience this type of joy. They're too busy getting blown to pieces by drones flying high above the clouds. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Yemen.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean bank supervisor heard one of his employees complaining that her son was being bullied at school. So he hired several gangsters to beat the bullies to a pulp. They attacked the teenagers with bats and even knocked one of the teachers cold. The supervisor was given two years in prison for aggravated battery.

I turned on CNN. The big news is still Donald Trump. The traitors in the Republican Party are deserting their nominee. I'm not surprised. These insiders are like pigs at a trough. The last thing they want is to stop the gravy train. Instead, they'll lend their support to a pro-abortion, pro-homosexual, pro-war lesbian. There's not much difference between a republican and democratic politician. They are two sides of the same coin.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Holiday)

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Two Saudi females missing in South Korea

(Living in an Islamic country isn't the easiest life in the world.)

Yesterday, I had beef and rice for dinner. I'm not a huge fan of rice. The stuff comes with every meal. But I didn't complain. I just smiled and ate my vittles like a drooling retarded child. I'm wonderful that way. The glass is always half-full at my humble abode. I washed the food down with several glasses of Cass. Cass is my favorite brand of Korean beer.

I watched the UFC. The main fight featured a contest between Michael Bisping and Dan Henderson for the middleweight crown. Dan is forty-six-years-old. Nevertheless, he cracked Bisping with a perfect right hand in the first round which sent the champ to the canvas in a bloody heap. But there's no cheating Father Time. Henderson soon ran out of gas and lost the bout by a unanimous decision. Here's what Michael looked like after the fight.

(Look at that eye. Talk about nasty.)

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, drinking beer while watching the UFC is a hoot. It doesn't get much better than that. Unfortunately, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their lives eating tarantulas in the rain forest. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in the Amazon.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Two young women from Saudi Arabia are huge fans of K-pop. So they caught a flight to the peninsula in order to soak up the culture. But here's the problem. Saudi women need permission from a male relative to leave the country. The Korean government has no plans to look for the girls. The powers-that-be are treating the pair as normal tourists.

I turned on CNN. Yesterday's debate between Hillary and Donald captured all the headlines. Trump brought Bill's former victims to the event. They were seated in the balcony. He then told Hillary that he plans to put her in jail after his inauguration. For her part, Hillary insinuated that Donald's a pig. She also insisted that he's not fit to be president of the United States. I'm voting for Trump simply because he isn't a Bush or a Clinton, and that's good enough for me.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(I'm Proud to be an American)

Sunday, October 9, 2016

Trump accuses S. Korea of 'laughing' at U.S. over free trade deal

(Trump says that Koreans are laughing at us.)

Yesterday, I had barbecue pork for dinner. The cuts of meat were both thick and thin. The meal was wonderful. I'm a huge fan of pork. It's cheap and delicious. I washed the vittles down with several large bottles of Belgian pilsner. A good time was had by all.

I watched an episode of Criminal Minds. It's the sickest show on television. A man is deeply in love with a young woman who has facial tumors. The poor girl can't mentally handle being deformed, so she takes her own life. The guy goes completely off the rails. He kidnaps several women and cuts their faces to ribbons in order to bring his lover back to life. When they don't live up to his expectations, he murders them. Criminal Minds comes with my highest recommendation.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty misanthrope. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's nice to drink beer while eating pork. Lots of people never experience this type of joy. They eat rat-meat and rice, and wash it down with dirty water. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Cambodia.

I went to bed at 11 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 7 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Donald Trump claims that the current American free-trade agreement with South Korea is an absolute joke. And he's absolutely right. Just go to Seoul and count the number of American cars on the road. Our products are priced out of the market. I don't blame the Koreans for negotiating good deals. But I do blame the greedy American powers-that-be who are killing the middle class. They're a bunch of greedy unpatriotic bastards.

I turned on CNN. Twenty years ago, Trump said some naughty stuff about beautiful women. His words were very sexual. But I'm not the least bit offended by his locker room antics. Most men are perverts. If I had a billion dollars, I'd probably be a playboy, too. Look on the bright side. At least he never raped a woman. Can Hillary's husband make the same boast? Hell no. I'm Trump all the way. He's not a Bush and he's not a Clinton, and that's good enough for me.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(The Hotel California)

Friday, October 7, 2016

Who killed the dog?

(Dogs aren't safe in South Korea.)

Yesterday, I went to a Korean restaurant for dinner. I ate barbecue pork with my family. The meal was delicious. I'm a huge fan of pork. It's both cheap and delicious. I washed the meal down with several large glasses of water. Sometimes, water is the only drink which truly quenches my thirst.

I watched the debate between Tim Kaine and Mike Pence on YouTube. Tim's a real creepy guy. He actually looks like a serial killer. I have no idea what the citizens of Virginia were thinking when they put that clown into office. But I'm biased. Kaine's a pro-abortion liberal who adores feminism and the gay agenda. I'm just not a progressive.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, I recently learned that anyone can self-publish their novels on Amazon. These works of art can then be downloaded to a computer or a Kindle. I literally had no idea. So I plan to write a stupid vampire novel immediately. It should be finished by March. Lots of people never get to experience this type of joy. Their government shuts them off from the rest of the world. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in North Korea.

I went to be at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A woman's English sheepdog went missing in front of a local community center. It turns out that the village elders were caught on CCTV stealing the beast. They slaughtered the animal and ate it for dinner. The owner is crippled with grief. She wants these naughty oldsters prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

I turned on CNN. There's a category four hurricane making its way to the east coast of Florida. This storm is supposedly a killer. The governor is urging all of his residents to pack up and leave. However, a few hard-heads have decided to ride it out. No emergency services--ambulances, firetrucks, etc.--will be available during the storm. Those who stay will be forced to fend for themselves. Good luck to everybody. I hope no one dies.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless you all. Enjoy the song of the day.

(It Can Happen)

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Is your curry ethical?

(Koreans are often cruel to dark-skinned people.)

Yesterday, I went to KFC for dinner. I ate three pieces of chicken and a large order of French fires. The meal was delicious. I love junk food. All that grease sends me straight to the moon. I washed the vittles down with a big glass of genuine Coca-cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I usually drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.

I watched Shameless. Season seven started last week. Frank's family throws him off a bridge, and he wakes up a month later in the hospital after being fished out of Lake Michigan. The cold water kept him alive. Meanwhile, Lipp gets released from rehab but immediately turns up at a saloon. I'm not sure how I feel about Shameless. In general, I appreciate the show. But the humor often goes too far, like when Frank tries to convince his teenage daughter to become a lesbian for free food and housing. My recommendation is tepid. Watch at your own risk.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to go to KFC and eat with the family. My eldest boy will soon be in America to pursue his studies. I don't know when I'll see him again, so it's important to appreciate these moments. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Chad.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A poor sod from Bangladesh got hired by an Indian restaurant in Korean. His boss forced him to work fourteen hours a day with no time off. To add insult to injury, he was paid an average salary of $500 a week. Koreans are often very cruel to brown-skinned folk. The abuse these workers are forced to endure is mind-boggling. On the peninsula, being white has lots and lots of advantages.

I turned on CNN. The mainstream media is once again crucifying Donald Trump. He stands accused of being insensitive to veterans suffering from PTSD. All he said is that some people are too sensitive to come out of war without scars. And he's right. I'm as soft as they come. Trust me. The last thing I need is a tour in Iraq. Hell, I'm barely strong enough to handle the ROK. All that mayhem would send me straight to the asylum.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody.

(Metallica)

Monday, October 3, 2016

Sex trade thriving on Instagram

(Korean prostitutes are using Instagram to find customers.)

Yesterday, I went to McDonald's for dinner. I had a Big Mac and a large order of French fries. The meal was delicious. I'm a huge fan of junk food. All that starch sends me straight to the moon. I washed the vittles down with a big glass of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I usually drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.

I watched the UFC. The main bout of the evening featured a contest between John Linekar and John Dodson. The fight was evenly matched. The two men pounded on each other for the full twenty-five minutes. Linekar managed to eek out a split-decision just by the thinnest of margins. I actually thought that Dodson won the match, but what do I know? I'm not complaining. The UFC has kept me entertained for several years.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty misanthrope. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's nice watch the UFC while relaxing in bed. A lot of people don't get to experience this type of joy. They live in huts and get eaten by lions. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Malawi.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I had a dream about Donald Trump. He told me to entertain his clients with a lobster dinner. However, he stuck me with the bill. I was deeply hurt.

I woke up at 7 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Korean hookers are using Instagram to find customers. I'm not terribly shocked by this information. Prostitution is rampant in Korea. In fact, Korean women are the most trafficked sex workers in all of Asia. They sell their services in America, Canada, Australia, Japan, etc. This has been going on for decades. The powers-that-be usually ignore the situation.

I turned on CNN. In 1995, Donald Trump lost 916 million dollars in bad business deals. Because of the current laws, he was exempt from paying taxes for the next eighteen years. This information is supposed to make me angry. But I actually feel the opposite. First of all, losing all that money and still being the King of New York is very impressive to an idiot like me. How does one pull off that type of feat? Secondly, business men hire accountants to protect them from the federal tax system. What type of an accountant would want his client to pay more? I'm with The Donald until the bitter end.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Changes by Yes)
  

Sunday, October 2, 2016

Korean woman jumps from window after smoking marijauna

(It's not wise to smoke pot in Asia.)

Yesterday, I had sam-gyup-sal for dinner. Translation? Barbecue pork with traditional side dishes. My wife cooked the meal in our apartment. It was very tasty. She excels in all things feminine. I washed the vittles down with several large glasses of Cass. Cass is my favorite brand of Korean beer.

I watched the latest episode of The Exorcist. Geena Davis is the star of the show. Her entire family is possessed by demons. They levitate and use lots and lots of naughty language. Geena is at her wits end, so she enlists the aid of two priests--Father Tomas and Father Marcus.  Tomas is having lady problems. He can't seem to keep it in his pants. This worries Marcus. The demons will use the info against them both. The Exorcist is genuinely spooky. It's definitely worth a try if you're into that kind of thing.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's nice to eat barbecue pork while drinking beer. Lots of people never experience this kind of joy. They're so poor that they use their bare hands to wipe their dirty asses. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Laos.

I went to bed at 11 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 7 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A woman from Seoul smoked marijuana with some of her college buddies. After becoming intoxicated, she jumped out of a fourth-story window. She claims that her friends tried to sexually assault her. Her insurance won't cover the medical bills. She currently owes $136,000. The police plan to give everybody a polygraph test.

I turned on CNN. A female journalist claims that Trump called her the c-word twenty-six years ago. He also told her that she had shit for brains. Donald terrifies the powers-that-be--including the mainstream press. They will do anything in their power to stop his political momentum. I have no love for American journalists. Like politicians, they're controlled by their corporate masters. Screw them all.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Back in the New York Groove)

Saturday, October 1, 2016

Man arrested over animals dumped in river in sacrifice to God

(A disturbed individual was sacrificing animals to God.)

Yesterday, I went to Burger King for dinner. I had a Whopper and a large order of French fries. The meal was delicious. I'm a huge fan of junk food. All that starch sends me to the moon. I washed the vittles down with a big glass of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I usually drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.

I watched the debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Maybe I'm crazy, but I thought Trump beat her like a dog. His best moments dealt with American trade policy. Our trade deficit is nearly 800 billion dollars a year. And this is no big surprise. Just go to Seoul and count the number of American cars. However, all the movers-and-shakers believe that Hillary came out of the scrap victorious. So what do I know?

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's nice to come from a country where a man is allowed to vote. Lots of people will never experience this joy. When they rise up against their leader, they get a red hot poker stuck up their ass. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Cuba.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 9 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A man from Seoul butchered many pigs and cows, and threw the body parts into a river as a sacrifice to God. The powers-that-be arrested him for creating a health hazard. This disturbed individual belongs to a church which centers around a strange form of yoga. Korea is filled to the brim with bizarre cults that teach false gospels.

I turned on CNN. Donald Trump attacked Alicia Machado on Twitter. He accused her of starring in a porno movie. Donald called the former beauty contestant Miss Piggy twenty years ago, and now he's fighting with her once again. I'm a huge fan of Mr. Trump, but sometimes he's a bit too obsessive. He has to learn to let things go. His temper could very well cost him the election.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Hells Bells)