(A disturbed individual was sacrificing animals to God.)
Yesterday, I went to Burger King for dinner. I had a Whopper and a large order of French fries. The meal was delicious. I'm a huge fan of junk food. All that starch sends me to the moon. I washed the vittles down with a big glass of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I usually drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.
I watched the debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Maybe I'm crazy, but I thought Trump beat her like a dog. His best moments dealt with American trade policy. Our trade deficit is nearly 800 billion dollars a year. And this is no big surprise. Just go to Seoul and count the number of American cars. However, all the movers-and-shakers believe that Hillary came out of the scrap victorious. So what do I know?
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's nice to come from a country where a man is allowed to vote. Lots of people will never experience this joy. When they rise up against their leader, they get a red hot poker stuck up their ass. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Cuba.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 9 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A man from Seoul butchered many pigs and cows, and threw the body parts into a river as a sacrifice to God. The powers-that-be arrested him for creating a health hazard. This disturbed individual belongs to a church which centers around a strange form of yoga. Korea is filled to the brim with bizarre cults that teach false gospels.
I turned on CNN. Donald Trump attacked Alicia Machado on Twitter. He accused her of starring in a porno movie. Donald called the former beauty contestant Miss Piggy twenty years ago, and now he's fighting with her once again. I'm a huge fan of Mr. Trump, but sometimes he's a bit too obsessive. He has to learn to let things go. His temper could very well cost him the election.
Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.