Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Man convicted of having body tattooed to dodge military service

(Koreans don't like body ink.)

Yesterday, I had chicken for dinner. I cooked the bird using generous amounts of grease and salt. The meal was wonderful. It came out all hot and crisp and delicious. I'm a gifted cook, and poultry is my specialty. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju. I also drank several large glasses of Cass. Cass is my favorite brand of Korean beer. It's both smooth and tasty.

I watched an episode of Westworld. It turns out that the black guy named Bernard is actually an android. I am still in shock. He seems so normal. Bernard's maker orders him to murder a middle aged woman. He complies without question, bashing her brains in against a wall. He later feels a great deal of guilt about his crime. But his maker washes away his memories. Westworld is a lot of fun. It comes with my highest recommendation.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to get drunk while watching television. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They don't even have electricity or running water. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Djibouti.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt about Conor McGregor. He took me to a pub in Belfast. However, the owner refused to serve me. He told me that I drink too much. I left the establishment in a huff.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean man had his body covered in tattoos in order to avoid mandatory service in the military. Many Koreans are afraid of body ink. They find it repulsive. A judge sentenced him to prison for a period of one year. Seems a bit harsh to me. I often wonder if South Korea is actually a democracy. Koreans certainly don't enjoy the same freedoms as Americans.

I turned on Fox News. An angry Muslim committed an act of terrorism at Ohio State University. This young man drove his car into a crowd. After that, he started stabbing people with a butcher knife. Luckily, a fast-thinking policeman shot and killed the twisted bastard. It turns out that he was from Somalia and spent several years in Pakistan before coming to my nation. I'm with President Trump. We need to vet these punks.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Ronnie James Dio)

Monday, November 28, 2016

Why China needs to talk a lot more about gay sex and HIV

(Sex education is lacking in China.)

Yesterday, I had chicken for dinner. I fried the bird using generous amounts of salt and grease. The meal was wonderful. It came out all hot and crisp and delicious. I'm a great cook, and poultry is my specialty. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju. I also drank a large plastic bottle of Cass. Cass is my favorite brand of beer in Korea. It's both smooth and tasty.

I watched an episode of Gotham. It turns out that The Penguin is a sodomite. He has the hots for his pal The Riddler. The Riddler, on the other hand, is a psychotic who kills women. He's currently dating a librarian. She's willing to take a chance on the strange man. This has The Penguin in a jealous rage. He's currently finding ways to eliminate his romantic rival. Lots of television shows have at least one homosexual character. Times are changing.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said The Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat poultry in the comfort of my own apartment. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They're simply too poor to afford meat. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Kenya.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while taking a bathroom break. China doesn't focus a great deal on sex education. And because of this, thousands of gay men are contracting HIV. For example, one young sodomite thought condoms were strictly for the prevention of pregnancy. He had no idea that they're also used to prevent venereal disease. He blames his illness on the Chinese government.

I turned on CNN. Many people are wondering who the new Secretary of State will be. I'm not pulling for Rudy or Mitt Romney. I hope it's a former military officer. First of all, Rudy has too many financial ties to foreign governments. He's been working as an international lobbyist for the last several years. Mitt, on the other hand, is just a complete and utter douche bag. I have no idea how that piece of scuzz made it to the short list.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(What Can I Do)

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Choi Hyung-woo signs record W10 bil. deal with Kia

(Choi Hyung-woo is now a Kia Tiger.)

Yesterday, I had chicken for dinner. I fried the bird using generous amounts of grease and salt. The meal was wonderful. It came out all hot and crisp and delicious. I'm a gifted cook, and poultry is my specialty. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju. I also drank several large glasses of Cass. Cass is my favorite brand of Korean beer. It's both smooth and tasty.

I watched another episode of The Walking Dead. Negan is a great antagonist. He comes to the compound and takes all of Rick's guns. However, two pistols are missing, so he threatens to shoot poor Olivia right in the head. Rick and his team scramble to find the firearms. Meanwhile, Rosalita is sent on an errand to recover Daryl's motorcycle. She's not good at eating shit, and trouble is on the way. I'm a huge fan of The Walking Dead. But it often leaves me feeling hopeless and hollow. Watch at your own risk.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to get drunk and watch television. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. In many countries, drunkards are flogged and thrown in prison. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Saudi Arabia.

I went to bed at midnight. I didn't dream. I woke up at 9 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Choi Hyung-woo is a baseball star who used to play for the Samsung Lions. The Kia Tigers inked him to a new contract. He will now earn nine million dollars over the next four years, making him the highest paid player on the peninsula. I've given up on Samsung. I'm switching my allegiance to the SK Wyverns. The team's new manager is an American, and I want to see him do well.

I turned on CNN. Fidel Castro died at the age of ninety. He was an evil monster. Nevertheless, the American left absolutely adored this demon. Men like Bernie Sanders, Michael Moore, and Oliver Stone spent their careers kissing Fidel's communist ass. They should all be ashamed of themselves. The good news? Castro is burning in hell as we speak. God's will be done.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and blessings upon everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Kiss)

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Will Presdent Park be impeached?

(President Park is fighting for her political life.)

Yesterday, I had shrimp and French fries for dinner. I fried the shrimp using generous amounts of salt and grease. The meal was delicious. Usually, I stick to poultry, but I'm trying to expand my horizons. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju. I also drank several large glasses of Cass. Cass is my favorite brand of Korean beer.

I watched another epidsode of The Walking Dead. Daryl is currently Nagan's prisoner. He's trapped in a closet where he's forced to eat dog food. Nagan is a real son-of-a-bitch. What he likes to do is turn his enemies into zombies and impale them on sharp poles in front of his compound. Luckily, he's taken a shine to Daryl. Nagan wants him to become a soldier in his army. I love The Walking Dead. The effect the program has on my is quite visceral. It makes me feel both hollow and hopeless.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's great to be fluent in English. Lots of people would give their left nut to speak English as well as me. No kidding. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Cuba.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt about visiting a water park in Paris. I didn't have enough money to pay the bill.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The Korean president is named Park Guen-Hae. She might get impeached for being corrupt. She's also under fire for having a friend who belongs to a cult. The biggest problem with politics in Korea is the collusion between government and big business. Trust me. Political scandal is nothing new to the peninsula. This tawdry dance has been going on since the end of the war in 1953.

I turned on CNN. Donald Trump is considering Mitt Romney for Secretary of State. If this appointment happens, it will be a slap in the face to all Trump supporters--including me. Mitt represents everything I hate about America. He's a slick vulture capitalist who called fifty percent of my fellow citizens a bunch of losers. Nevertheless, I still have faith in The Donald. He won the election, so I shall give him a pass for now.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Steve Miller)

Sunday, November 20, 2016

S. Korea reports new bird flu outbreak

(Thousands of chickens and ducks have been killed in South Korea.)

Yesterday, I had chicken for dinner. I fried the bird using generous amounts of grease. The meal was wonderful. It came out all crisp and salty and delicious. I'm a great cook, and poultry is my specialty. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju. I also drank several glasses of Cass. Cass is my favorite brand of Korean beer.

I watched the latest episode of The Exorcist. Casey's demon is a real evil bastard. He tells the priests that Casey is nailed to the floor in hell. Her body then levitates ten feet above the bed and naughty words spew from her mouth. After that, the beast seemingly vanishes. Father Tomas and Father Marcus celebrate their victory over a beer. However, the demon is still present. He has simply changed hosts. The Exorcist is terrifying. I should probably stop watching the program, but I'm a sucker for punishment.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to get drunk while eating poultry. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their lives dining on monkey brains in the deep dark jungle. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in the Central African Republic. 

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 7 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. There's been a new bird flu outbreak in South Korea. Forty thousand chickens and twenty-two thousands ducks had to be killed. The bird flu is pretty common in Asia. I've come down with the disease on a couple of occasions. But it's no big deal. I find that Tami-Flu gets me back on my feet in a couple of days.

I turned on CNN. Once again, the network is accusing Donald Trump of being a racist. The talking heads are now upset that Jeff Sessions has been appointed the new Attorney General. Sessions stands accused of telling racist jokes some thirty years ago. I like the appointment. He's a law-and-order kind of guy. Plus he's certainly a better  choice than Gentle Eric Holder or Loretta Lynch.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Mother)

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Donald Trump will meet with Kim Jong-Un

(Trump wants to meet with Kim Jong-Un.)

Yesterday, I prepared chicken for dinner. I fried the bird using generous amounts of grease. It came out all hot and salty and delicious. I'm a wonderful cook, and poultry is my specialty. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju. I also drank several large glasses of Cass. Cass is my favorite brand of Korean beer. It's both smooth and tasty.

I watched CNN. Don Lemon had more angry black people on his show. They claimed that Steve Bannon is a racist who should not be allowed to enter the White House. First of all, Bannon isn't a racist. I've been reading Breitbart.com for years, and I've yet to encounter an objectionable story. Secondly, Trump has a right to appoint his own cabinet officials--within reason. It's not like Steve's a skinhead. He's merely an outspoken conservative. And what's wrong with that? Browse the site, and tell me what I'm missing.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to get drunk from time to time. Life's filled with pressure, and an occasional pull from the jug helps take the edge off. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of pleasure. If they get caught with a cocktail, they're sentenced to 100 lashes in the town square. I try to look on the bright side. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Saudi Arabia.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt about getting ripped off by a cable guy. He told me that it would take a month for him to fix me up with cable television and wi-fi. I went crazy, but he calmly stood his ground. I had to pay him three hundred dollars to get him to do his job. I told my mother, and she scolded me.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Donald Trump's interested in having a face-to-face meeting with Kim Jong-Un. This is actually a very good idea. It's time to drag this reclusive nation in from the cold. We currently do lots of business with terrible countries. For example, we have warm relations with Jordan and Egypt. So why not add another asshole to our list of friends? It's in America's best interests.

I turned on CNN. Supposedly, Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner is pushing Chris Christie out of the nest. Why? Christie's responsible for putting Jared's father in the penitentiary back in the day. To that point, Mike Rogers-- one of Christie's strongest allies--was recently fired by the Trump team. This is all inside baseball. Just thinking about the power struggle inside the Trump Tower gives me a headache. But I have a feeling that Donald is going to be a good president. He strikes me as a very pragmatic man.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Journey)

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Prosecution wants death penalty for child abusers

(Koreans want toughter penalties for child abuse.)

Yesterday, I had chicken for dinner. I fried the bird using generous amounts of salt and grease. The meal was wonderful. It came out all hot and crisp and delicious. I'm a great cook. Poultry is my specialty. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju. I also drank several large glasses of beer. A good time was had by all.

I watched CNN. Don Lemon had an all-black panel on his show. They criticized Dave Chapelle for not being harder on Donald Trump. They also said that Trump's election came down to race. It was a case of white vengeance against the minority communities. Of course, nothing could be further from the truth. Many of Trump's supporters were blue-collar democrats who had voted for Obama during the previous election. People are hurting, and the liberal elites just don't get it.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to drink soju while eating chicken. It's also nice to go to bed with a full stomach. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They are so poor that they use their bare hands for toilet paper. Things could always be worse. I'm just thankful that I wasn't born in Djibouti.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Korean prosecutors will start seeking the death penalty when child abuse results in death. This change is due to public pressure. Dead children have been turning up all over the peninsula. However, the government hasn't executed anyone since 1997. The penalty is mainly symbolic. Those currently on death row basically have life sentences.

I turned on CNN. The network claims that Trump's transition is a complete mess. All kinds of names have been floating around for various cabinet positions, and the jockeying for power is turning into a knife fight. I have to admit that I'm a bit worried about the process. Trump promised to drain the swamp. So why is he considering John Bolton for the secretary of state? That's the last thing we need. What I yearn for is more outsiders running the White House. I'm tired of the circle-jerk.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Jamey Johnson)

Monday, November 14, 2016

Koreans also target of racist incidents after Trump victory

(Koreans in America claim they have been targeted by racists.)

Yesterday, I had egg rolls for dinner. I fried them using generous amounts of grease and salt. They came out all hot and juicy and delicious. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of Cass. Cass is my favorite beer on the peninsula. It's both smooth and tasty. A good time was had by all.

I watched the UFC. The featured bout was a match between Conor McGregor and Eddie Alvarez. I found it to be rather disappointing. Eddie kept getting clipped with overhand lefts. He had no answer for the punch. He was eventually knocked out in the second round after sustaining a ton of damage. Conor is now the 155-pound champion. His next opponent is probably Tony Ferguson, so he won't be wearing that belt for long.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to drink beer while watching the UFC. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this kind of joy. They spend their days toiling in the fields as they fend off the tsi-tsi flies. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Liberia.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Some Koreans claim that they've been the target of racism after Trump's victory. For example, one girl said that a group of white men drove past her and shouted, "Hey, where's the soy sauce?" This behavior is unacceptable. But it's not like anyone is getting lynched. In fact, it's usually Trump supporters who are the victims of violence.

I turned on CNN. The talking heads were aghast that a racist like Steve Bannon has been offered a job in the White House. Steve runs Breitbart.com. I love the site. It's edgy and to the point, savaging both republicans and democrats alike. Mr. Bannon takes no prisoners. However, liberals believe that Breitbart is nothing more than a portal for white nationalism. I'm not buying into the bullshit. Trump's president, and he's going to do a great job for the minorities. The titty-babies will just have to accept that he won fair and square, and get on with their lives.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Beast of Burden)

Sunday, November 13, 2016

S. Korean gets jail term for threatening to kill US envoy to Seoul

(A Korean man was found guilty of intimidation.)

Yesterday, I had chicken for dinner. I fried the bird using ample amounts of grease and salt. The meat came out all crisp and crunchy and delicious. I'm a great cook. Poultry is my specialty. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju. I also drank several large glasses of beer. A good time was had by all.

I watched the latest episode of The Exorcist. The demon has taken complete possession of Casey once again. The poor girl is literally rotting away. Her skin is covered with black patches of dead skin, and her teeth are about to fall out. One of the nuns tries to feed her poison in order to quell her suffering. Meanwhile, Father Tomas continues to bump uglies with his girlfriend. His bad behavior is putting the exorcism at risk.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my lives. For instance, it's fun to spend my Saturday watching American television. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They live in the deep dark jungle and wipe their dirty asses with their hands. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in the Philippines.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt that I bought a house in America. The former owner offered to clean my underwear in his washing machine.

I woke up at 7 a.m. and read the paper. A Korean man was sent to the penitentiary for eighteen months on the charge of intimidation. He went on the Internet and threatened to kill the American ambassador. He also wrote that he would rape President Obama's oldest daughter, Sasha, if given the chance. This guy sounds like a real nut-job. Prison is the best place for him. 

I turned on CNN. Young folks are still rioting after Donald Trump's election. The talking heads suggest that President Trump should speak to these individuals and get them on his side. But let's be honest. Those kids wouldn't piss on Trump to put him out if he were on fire. There's a real disconnect between the leftist elites and the working man. Even Jesus would have a tough time bridging that gap.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(My Sharona)

Friday, November 11, 2016

US issues latest travel warning for N. Korea

(North Korea is an unpopular vacation spot.)

Yesterday, I had bacon and eggs for dinner. I fried the meat using ample amounts of grease and salt. The strips came out all hot and crunchy and delicious. The meal was wonderful. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju. I also drank several glasses of Belgian pilsner. I felt like a king.

I watched the UFC. Rafael Dos Anjos took on Tony Ferguson. Both men are excellent fighters, and the match was a real blood bath. But Tony was just a little bit better than his opponent. He won a five round unanimous decision. Soon Conor McGregor and Eddie Alvarez will fight for the title. However, there's no doubt in my mind that Ferguson could kick both their asses. The UFC rocks. All that violence gives me a huge head-rush.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's nice to drink beer while watching sports. Sadly, a lot of people will never experience this kind of pleasure. They're too busy toiling in the fields in order to feed their families. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Tajikistan.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The United States just issued its latest travel warning for North Korea. Uncle Sam wants his citizens to stay away from this evil little country. Fourteen Americans have been detained over the last decade. In fact, two are currently locked away as we speak.

I turned on CNN. Many youngsters are protesting Donald Trump's victory. These gatherings are becoming quite gross. For example, a woman was caught in public shitting on one of his posters. The video was uploaded to Facebook. Don't try to find it. You'll just end up tossing your cookies. Lots of millennials are nothing more than titty-babies who constantly scream about social justice--whatever the hell that means. Their candidate lost fair and square. They should wash the sand from their vagina and get on with their lives. We'll have another election in four more years. That's the way the system works.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(China Girl)

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Over 50% of young Korean women have unprotected sex

(Young Korean women are using bith control.)

Yesterday, I had chicken for dinner. I cooked the poultry using ample amounts of salt and grease. It came out all hot and crisp and delicious. I'm a wonderful cook. Chicken is my specialty. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju. I also drank several large glasses of Cass. Cass is my favorite brand of Korean beer. It's both smooth and tasty.

I watched CNN. Van Jones had a mini-breakdown after learning that Donald Trump would be his next president. Van confessed that he was very afraid. He then brought up the idea white-lash. Mr. Jones believes that white people voted for Trump in order to oppress people of color. This, of course, is complete nonsense. Clinton lost because she couldn't hold her vaunted blue wall. Working class democrats went with Donald. And who can blame them? They were simply sick and tired of getting screwed by both parties.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, I'm very grateful that the Bush and Clinton families are out of presidential politics for the foreseeable future. Hillary shall spend the remainder of her days baking cookies for her grandchildren. It will be nice to see her spending some quality time in the kitchen. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Iran.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. More than fifty percent of young Korean women refuse to use any type of contraception. That's why the peninsula is an abortion factory. The medical community blames this behavior on poor sexual education. I truly don't know the cause. Safe-sex just seems like common sense to me. But I have a phobia when it comes to germs. I've been with the same woman for decades.

I turned on CNN. The historian Doris Kearns Goodwin gave her assessment of Trump's victory. She basically said that the white working class is chock full of dullards. American factories--according to Goodwin--are simply a thing of the past. Therefore, Joe Six-Pack had better get used to working at Walmart. Doris is completely full of shit. Our annual trade deficit is 800 billion dollars. I think we can do better than that. Final analysis? Ms. Goodwin can go take a flying screw at a rolling donut.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day. 

(Come On Eileen)

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Chinese students arrested over assault on restaurant worker

(Chinese students beat up a Korean restaurant worker.)

Yesterday, I was very sick. I have a severe cold which is kicking my ass. So I made myself a light dinner consisting of eggs and toast. I also ate an apple. The meal was delicious. I'm a big fan of apples. I like the types which are hard and sweet and juicy. I washed the vittles down with several bottles of water. Sometimes, water is the only beverage which truly quenches my thirst.

I watched the latest episode of The Exorcist. Marcus finally finds Casey. She's taking a dip in Lake Michigan during the middle of winter. Marcus drives the demon from her body by baptizing the girl and quoting Saint Paul. The energy is so intense that thousands of dead fish rise to the surface. Meanwhile, Satan has made his way to planet Earth. The Exorcist is really creepy. I have no idea why I torture myself with fear. Maybe I'm a sucker for punishment.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, I have access to medication and rest. Sadly, lots of people aren't that fortunate. Simple illnesses--such as malaria or strep-throat--can often turn fatal due to lack of treatment. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Zimbabwe.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 7 a.m. and drank a big glass of water. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Three Chinese students assaulted a restaurant worker on Jeju Island. They became angry after he refused to serve them alcohol. Apparently, the students were already drunk and it was three in the morning. The waiter told the men that he wanted to close up and go home. They punched him in the face.

I turned on CNN. I'm really quite shocked about the election. Donald Trump is now neck-and-neck with Hillary. He even has a good chance to pull out states like Michigan and New Hampshire. The latest email scandal has really been a kick in the nuts to the Clinton campaign. I still think she's going to win, but stranger things have happened. Just look at Brexit.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Band on the Run)

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Korean Coast Guard opens fire at illegal Chinese fishing boats

(South Korea is getting tough on Chinese fishermen.)

Yesterday, I had chicken for dinner. I cooked the bird using liberal amounts of salt and grease. It came out all hot and crisp and delicious. I'm a wonderful chef. Poultry is my specialty. No kidding. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju. After that, I drank a big glass of beer. A good time was had by all.

I watched the game between the NC Dinos and the Doosan Bears. Doosan emerged victorious by the score of 8 to 1. The Bears are now the champions of the KBO. I'm a huge fan of Korean baseball. The players are high level, and the games are still affordable. You can get a pretty good seat for under twenty dollars. Baseball in America is just too damn expensive. For instance, the cheap seats in Wrigley Field for the World Series cost $2,000. The working man is being priced out.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For example, it's nice to watch baseball in the comfort of my toasty apartment. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this joy. Their only form of entertainment is witnessing the local adulteress being stoned to death for her crimes against Islam. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Yemen.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt that I visited my mother in Florida. There was a huge storm and her house flooded. My step-father was really pissed.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The Chinese have been illegally fishing in South Korean waters for decades. Now the coast guard has the task of putting an end to their shenanigans. One vessel  recently fired on several Chinese fishing boats with an M-60 machine gun. Thankfully, nobody was hurt.

I turned on CNN. The Ku Klux Klan recently endorsed Donald Trump in their newspaper. The KKK wants to make America great again. At least that's what the headline said. This news doesn't bother me in the least. Donald Trump isn't a racist. Nor is he a white nationalist. These are liberal lies spread by the mainstream media because they don't have anything else to use against the man. Their candidate is a real loser who's been screwing up the United States for the last three decades. If Trump sticks to the issues, he should do fine. There's even a slight chance that he might win this thing. I'm keeping the faith.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(The Kinks)

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Canadian police 'mercilessly' subdue Korean couple

(Canadian police drag Korean oldsters down several flights of stairs.)

Yesterday, I had bacon and hash browns for dinner. The meal was fantastic. I used liberal amounts of salt and grease to fry the pork. The meat came out all thick and crisp and delicious. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju. I also drank a large glass of beer. A good time was had by all.

I watched The Walking Dead. It's one of my favorite shows. Negan beats the giant redhead to death with a baseball bat. The only thing left above the victim's neck is a bloody pulp. After that, he murders Glen in the same manner. The first shot is so brutal that Glen's eyeball pops out of his skull. I don't know how they get away with showing that kind of stuff on network television. Times have certainly changed. And for the better! The Walking Dead is a work of genius.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to watch The Walking Dead while drinking an alcoholic beverage or two. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their days toiling in the fields in an attempt to put bread on the table. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in India.

I went to bed at ten p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. An elderly Korean couple visited Canada. They created a disturbance at a local hotel by performing a sit-in at a business meeting. The mounties were called to the scene, and the oldsters were dragged down several flights of stairs. The couple were then taken to a local hospital and treated for shock. The powers-that-be are investigating the matter.

I turned on CNN. Clinton's latest email scandal is causing a lot of havoc. My once proud nation has slumped to a new low. Want the proof? Our sensitive national secrets are currently on Carlos Danger's laptop. Talk about a kick in the balls. Consequently, Donald Trump is gaining like wildfire in the polls. I still think that Hillary will win in the general. But the outcome is certainly up in the air. If Trump can flip one blue state, he'll be our next president. 

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Peace Train)