Thursday, November 17, 2016

Donald Trump will meet with Kim Jong-Un

(Trump wants to meet with Kim Jong-Un.)

Yesterday, I prepared chicken for dinner. I fried the bird using generous amounts of grease. It came out all hot and salty and delicious. I'm a wonderful cook, and poultry is my specialty. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Cham soju. I also drank several large glasses of Cass. Cass is my favorite brand of Korean beer. It's both smooth and tasty.

I watched CNN. Don Lemon had more angry black people on his show. They claimed that Steve Bannon is a racist who should not be allowed to enter the White House. First of all, Bannon isn't a racist. I've been reading for years, and I've yet to encounter an objectionable story. Secondly, Trump has a right to appoint his own cabinet officials--within reason. It's not like Steve's a skinhead. He's merely an outspoken conservative. And what's wrong with that? Browse the site, and tell me what I'm missing.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to get drunk from time to time. Life's filled with pressure, and an occasional pull from the jug helps take the edge off. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of pleasure. If they get caught with a cocktail, they're sentenced to 100 lashes in the town square. I try to look on the bright side. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Saudi Arabia.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt about getting ripped off by a cable guy. He told me that it would take a month for him to fix me up with cable television and wi-fi. I went crazy, but he calmly stood his ground. I had to pay him three hundred dollars to get him to do his job. I told my mother, and she scolded me.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Donald Trump's interested in having a face-to-face meeting with Kim Jong-Un. This is actually a very good idea. It's time to drag this reclusive nation in from the cold. We currently do lots of business with terrible countries. For example, we have warm relations with Jordan and Egypt. So why not add another asshole to our list of friends? It's in America's best interests.

I turned on CNN. Supposedly, Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner is pushing Chris Christie out of the nest. Why? Christie's responsible for putting Jared's father in the penitentiary back in the day. To that point, Mike Rogers-- one of Christie's strongest allies--was recently fired by the Trump team. This is all inside baseball. Just thinking about the power struggle inside the Trump Tower gives me a headache. But I have a feeling that Donald is going to be a good president. He strikes me as a very pragmatic man.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.



  1. Mike Rogers always struck me as an elite asshole who was happy to push NSA invasive programs on Americans. My understanding is Christie brought in a load of well know lobbyists which wasn't going to look good for Trump and draining the swamp. I agree Trump will be a good president, only problem is the financial collapse I still see on the horizon and he will be blamed for it all.


    1. Hi James.

      I pretty much agree with everything you said.