Thursday, May 25, 2017

Korean soldier convicted of gay sex

(A Korean soldier was sentenced to six months in jail for gay sex.)

Yesterday, I had beef fajitas for dinner. The meal was quite good. My wife is the beef fajita queen. She's a regular Asian Martha Stewart. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched CNN. Two men were found dead at a drug rehabilitation center in Pennsylvania. They were the victims of opioid abuse. Here's the strange part of the story. They actually worked at the location as drug counselors. Lots of Americans are dying from heroin. They turn to the drug after getting addicted to pain killers. Times remain grim in the Rust Belt.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat beef in the comfort of my own home. Sadly, lot's of people will never experience this type of joy. These idiots actually refuse to eat meat, claiming that the practice is unethical. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Seattle.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean soldier was convicted of having gay sex. He was sentenced to six months in prison. However, his jail term has been suspended for one year. Homosexuality is still illegal in the Korean military. The peninsula has no patience for sodomites. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. The mayor of Manchester, England believes that life should continue as usual after the devastating attack which claimed 22 lives. In other words, terrorism is just something that we all must accept. It's the new normal. What kind of shit is that? These Muslim extremists need to be rooted out and killed. If we could handle the Nazis and the Imperial Japanese, then we can certainly deal with these assholes. The mayor of Manchester should go take a flying screw at a rolling donut.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.  

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Koreans caught smuggling 2,348kg of gold in 'private parts'

(That gold is cold.)

Yesterday, I took my family to McDonald's for dinner. The meal was fantastic. I had a Big Mac and a large order of French fries. I'm a huge fan of junk food. All that starch sends me straight to the moon. I washed the vittles down with a cold glass of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I usually drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.

I turned on CNN. A young man named Devon Arthurs used to be a neo-Nazi. However, he decided to convert to Islam instead. Devon had two roommates who made fun of his new religion. So he shot them both dead with a pistol. Mr. Arthurs is only eighteen-years-old. Talk about a moron. If I were king of the world, I'd boil this asshole alive in oil. It's a good thing nobody listens to me.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, eating junk food is a wonderful experience. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their lives starving themselves to look good in skinny jeans. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Hollywood, California.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Many Koreans were arrested at Incheon Airport for smuggling gold. The men hid the precious nuggets up their asses while the women used both their asses and viginas. It's easy to make a profit with smuggled gold because the powers-that-be boost the price with a 15% tax. Go figure. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. Twenty-two innocent people were blown to bits in Manchester, England. Who is responsible? You guessed it. Another Muslim fanatic. Most of the victims were young women. One dead girl is only eight-years-old. The suicide bomber was a British citizen. His parents came to the UK as refugees from Libya. Islam is the religion of death.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

25 Koreans arrested in Philippines over alleged fraud, illegal gambling

(Twenty-five Koreans were arrested in the Philippines.)

Yesterday, I had two chicken sandwiches for dinner. I also consumed three small bags of potato chips. The meal wasn't very good. The poultry was a little too dry. But I didn't complain. I just smiled and ate my vittles like the village retard. I'm wonderful that way. The glass is always half-full at my humble abode. I washed the food down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I turned on CNN. A gangster from Mississippi had a transgender girlfriend. The relationship was consensual. He knew all along that his main squeeze was a chick-with-a-dick. Unfortunately, one of his fellow gang members learned his secret. So the gangster murdered the 17-year-old girl in cold blood in order to avoid embarrassment. He was sentenced to fifty years in prison for his crime. If I were king of the world, I'd have this bastard stoned at the city gates. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, I have enough money to eat meat every day. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They wipe their asses with their bare hands because they can't afford toilet paper. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Laos.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 9 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Twenty-five Koreans were arrested in the Philippines on charges of fraud and gambling. Basically, these scumbags were setting up fake real-estate deals to rip-off other Koreans. They also gambled on illegal internet sites--which is a big deal on the peninsula. The powers-that-be frown on all forms of wagering. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. Former New York senator Anthony Weiner was found guilty of sexting with a minor. He sent pictures of his Johnson to a fifteen-year-old girl. Weiner faces up to ten years in prison for his crime. He also has to register as a sex offender. This is the same guy who was caught with all of Clinton's emails on his laptop computer. His ex-wife is Hillary's closest friend.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Activists condemn lax probe of sex tourism suspects

(Many Korean men were recently detained on sex charges.)

Yesterday, I took my family for dinner. We had barbeque pork. It came with all the fixings--kimchi, sautéed onions, Chinese mushrooms, etc. The meal was excellent. I stuffed my face as if it were my last day on earth. Then I washed the vittles down with two bottles of soju. I also drank a big glass of beer.

I watched CNN. Three teenagers from Mississippi stole a car from a supermarket parking lot. They didn't realize that there was a six-year-old boy inside the automobile. They shot the little guy and left his corpse in a ditch. The body was found nine hours later. These thugs will be tried as adults. If I were king of the world, I'd have these murderous assholes beheaded in the public square. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

(These assholes should be decapitated.)

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's nice to take the family out to a restaurant for barbeque. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They venerate a false prophet and are not allowed to eat pork. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Saudi Arabia.

I went to bed at midnight. I didn't dream. I woke up at noon and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Many Korean men were detained in the Philippines on the suspicion of sex tourism. They were later released due to lack of evidence. Activists are pissed. They want to see these gentlemen spend time in jail. Did you know that--here on the peninsula--paying for coitus can land you in prison for up to fifteen years? This information blows my mind due to the fact that Korea is chock full of whorehouses.  You can't throw a rock without hitting a brothel. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. Tucker Carlson had Jim Webb on his show. Jim believes that the Democrats lost the election because they are far too liberal. I disagree with the former senator from Virginia. They ran the wrong candidate, thinking that demographics would save their bacon. Bernie Sanders was a much better choice than Hillary. He could have taken Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Ohio, and Michigan without breaking a sweat. America came a hair away from having a socialist leader. The very thought sends chills up my spine. Times are certainly changing.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Friday, May 19, 2017

Taxi driver jailed over 297 false accusations, failing to pay karaoke bill

(A taxi driver from Seoul was sent to prison.)

Yesterday, I ate beef fajitas for dinner. The meal was delicious. My wife is the beef fajita queen. I also consumed two giant candy bars for desert. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff. A good time was had by all.

I watched CNN. Dean June Cho of Yale University got caught badmouthing Caucasian people on Yelp. She stated that a local sushi restaurant was a magnet for white trash who couldn't tell the difference between a good piece of fish and a bad piece of fish. She also said that her local cinema was populated with morons incapable of adding seven plus seven. Dean Cho is just another elitist asshole who cheers every time a working class white man dies. She can go take a flying screw at a rolling donut.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat beef in the comfort of my warm apartment. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their days toiling in the fields to make ends meet. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Cambodia.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A taxi driver from Seoul was sent to prison for making hundreds of false accusations against his customers. He also refused to pay a $300 karaoke bill. Basically, the guy is a flim-flam man. If I were king of the world, I'd have this thief savagely flogged in the middle of the town square. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. A couple of years ago, a large black man named Terence Crutcher got high on PCP and sped down a rural road in Oklahoma. He was eventually stopped by the police and told to get on the ground. Terence didn't listen. He reached into his SUV in spite of the many warnings. Consequently, an officer named Betty Shelby greased him with her gun. The district attorney arrested Betty for murder, but she was recently acquitted by a jury of her peers. Black Lives Matter is very upset about the situation.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Rape culture in Korea

(Is there are rape culture in Korea?)

Yesterday, my wife went to Emart. She brought home a pepperoni pizza. It came in a large cardboard box. The meal was delicious. I love junk food. All that starch sends me straight to the moon. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched CNN. A teenage couple from Arkansas are currently in police custody for child abuse. Their newborn baby was found by social services covered in rat bites. One of the wounds was so severe that it exposed the child's skull. The parents knew that they had a rat infestation in their home, but they failed to tell anybody about the problem. If I were king of the world, I'd have these assholes publicly flogged in the village square. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat pizza while viewing television. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their lives consuming monkey brains in the deep dark jungle. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Malawi.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt that I got drunk and bought a great deal of pet supplies. I spent over a thousand dollars on the junk. My mother scolded me.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean student from Columbia University wrote an opinion piece about the rape culture in South Korea. In her article, she claims that Korean men are pigs due to Confucianism. She points to former presidential candidate Hong Jun-pyo as an example. He was a naughty young man back in high school.

But here's the deal. The peninsula is very safe for men and women alike. Sure. Rape happens from time to time--just like it happens everywhere else around the globe. However, the vast majority of Korean males treat their female counterparts very kindly. The idea of a rape culture is just another feminist myth designed to bash men. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. The Turkish president is named Erdogan. He owns a house in Washington D.C. Protesters held a peaceful demonstration in front of his opulent abode. Erdogan's bodyguards proceeded to beat the shit out of them. The American cops couldn't control the situation. This brutal public assault will go unpunished because the attackers have diplomatic immunity.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.  

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Viewers angry over commercial breaks

(Koreans are tired of commercials.)

Yesterday, I had beef and French fries for dinner. The meat was quite succulent. All the juice rolled down my fat chin. Furthermore, the fries were crisp and salty--just the way I like them. My wife's a wonderful cook. She's a regular Asian Martha Stewart. I drank several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched CNN. The authorities in California shutdown a cockfighting ring. The powers-that-be confiscated over 7,000 birds. They also found drugs, guns, and money after frisking the gamblers. Unfortunately, some of the birds didn't make it. Their mangled bodies were gathered and incinerated. I'm not a big animal-rights guy. I'm more concerned about humans than roosters. In fact, a Friday night at a cockfight sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe I'm a prick.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm some dirty misanthrope. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat beef and French fries while relaxing on my sofa. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They live in countries which venerate cows as if they were gods. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in India.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Korean viewers are angry over commercial breaks. They claim that popular dramas are being interrupted in the middle of the episodes, thereby ruining the excitement. According to the fans, the advertisements should run at the end of the shows. I'm serious about drama, too. Commercials suck giant ass. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. The New York Times ran an article claiming that President Trump is obstructing justice. Supposedly, James Comey said that Trump asked him to stop investigating General Flynn. I hope Donald has that entire conversation on tape. Comey should be called to testify in front of congress so that the public can get the whole story. The mainstream media is playing a dangerous game of gotcha, and I simply no longer trust the fake news. Let's hear what the former FBI director has to say directly from his own lips.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Park Geun-hye refusing TV and newspapers in cell

(President Park is in jail awaiting her trial.)

Yesterday, I had shrimp fajitas for dinner. The meal was delicious. My wife's the shrimp fajita queen. She's a regular Asian Martha Stewart. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I usually drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.

I watched American Gods. This particular episode features a graphic homosexual love scene between two Arab men. The sodomy is quite gratuitous. It has nothing to do with the plot. It's just another example of the gay agenda taking over Hollywood. For some strange reason, the powers-that-be want us to view anal sex as some kind of beautiful thing. But those assholes can go screw themselves. Buggery is both smelly and unclean, and I want nothing to do with it. You got to draw the line somewhere.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. Usually, it's fun to lie in bed and watch American dramas. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. Western programming is seen as sinful, and those who partake are publicly flogged. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Yemen.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt that I ate breakfast at the Hilton. The food was bland.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Former Korean president Park Geun-Hye is languishing in prison as she awaits her trial. She refuses to watch TV or read the newspaper as her court date approaches. I have no idea why the woman was denied bail. She's certainly not a danger to the community, and she poses no flight risk. I often wonder if the peninsula is actually a democracy. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. A man from Oregon decapitated his mother with a machete. He then walked to a nearby convenience store, carrying Mom's head in his hand by the hair. He proceeded to stab the cashier several times with a large knife. Luckily, the poor girl will survive. The police currently have this maniac in custody. If I were king of the world, I would throw the man off a cliff without the benefit of a trial. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.    

Monday, May 15, 2017

Former K-pop singer jailed for illegal gambling, investigation disruption

(A K-pop star is going to prison.)

Yesterday, I had noodles for dinner. The meal wasn't very delicious. Ramen simply doesn't float my boat. But I didn't complain. I just smiled and ate my vittles like the village retard. I'm wonderful that way. The glass is always half-full at my humble abode. I washed the food down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched the UFC. The main event featured a clash between between Polish champion Joanna Jedrzejczyk and Brazilian upstart Jessica Andrade. Jessica fought a gutsy fight. She never took a step backward. But Jedrzejczyk was just too much for the girl to handle. She beat Jessica to a pulp over the course of five rounds, winning a unanimous decision. I love the UFC. All that blood never fails to give me a thrill. I really like it when the women brawl. Maybe I'm a sick pervert. Oh well. What's a boy to do?

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to lay in bed and watch television. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They live in huts without electricity, and sleep on the floor with the snakes and spiders. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in India.

I went to bed at midnight. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean pop-star named Jung Jin-woo is going to prison for illegal gambling. Jin-woo spent three million dollars on an internet gaming site. He then tried to blame the crime on his mother's boyfriend. Sending the man to jail seems a tad harsh. But I keep my mouth shut when it comes to domestic affairs. I'm not sure if Korea's an actual democracy, and I don't want to end up in the pen. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. President Trump might stop giving press conferences. Instead, news from the White House would be delivered over his Twitter account. I don't blame the guy. The democrats and the mainstream media are rebelling against his presidency. They're even insinuating that he's a Manchurian candidate. The last time America faced this type of revolt is when the South succeeded from the Union.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

The Samsung Lions are now a bunch of losers

(The Samsung Lions suck ass.)

Yesterday, I took my family to a restaurant for dinner. We had spicy chicken with potatoes and glass noodles. The meal came with all the fixings--kimchi, pickled vegetables, etc. It was very delicious. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of soju and a bottle of Cass beer. A good time was had by all.

I watched CNN and drank a can of Guinness. A little eight-year-old boy from Cincinnati hanged himself with a necktie. He left a heartrending suicide note, claiming that he was just sick and tired of being bullied. The story really pissed me off. Look at this picture. Those little feet belong to Gabe. Some asshole punched him and left him unconscious in the restroom. America needs school vouchers so that kids like Gabe can get a true education without enduring this type of nonsense.

(The principal at this school should be burned at the stake.)

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat chicken and drink soju. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They're so poor that they wipe their asses with their bare hands. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in the Philippines.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt that I had a new wife. She was a reclusive poet with curly black hair and a radiant smile.

I woke up at noon and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The proud Samsung Lions are now a bunch of losers. Korean baseball teams never run at a profit. They're used as marketing tools. Samsung, however, has decided to defund the squad. Consequently, the team can no longer afford to purchase talented players. The Lions are currently mired in last place--posting one of the worst records in the history of the KBO. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox news. Judge Jeannine interviewed President Trump. He's still committed to building the wall. This makes me quite happy. The United States needs a secure border. Furthermore, the greedy crony-capitalists love illegal immigration. They get an endless supply of cheap labor whom they can exploit. But that's not good for America. We're becoming a nation of nobles and serfs.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Moon sworn in, offers to visit N. Korea

(Moon is the new president of Korea.)

Yesterday, I had chicken soup for dinner. The bird was cooked in a salty yellow broth filled with rice and ginseng. The meal was delicious. My wife really outdid herself. She's the Asian Martha Stewart. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched several episodes of The Shield. Shane drops a hand grenade into Lem's truck, blowing his former friend to smithereens. Vick and Ronnie don't handle the news of Lem's death with grace. They find a gangster from El Salvador and beat him to death with a chain. After that, they burn the corpse and bury the remains in the woods. The Shield is one of the best shows in the history of television. Only a fag would refuse to view the program.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to drink cola and eat chicken. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They live in failing states and are forced to pick through the garbage to find sustenance. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Venezuela.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 5 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The peninsula elected a new president. His name is Moon Jae-in. Moon is a died-in-the-wool liberal who has no love for America's policy in Asia. He plans on opening a dialogue with North Korea in order to reason with the hermit nation's belligerent dictator. This has been tried before by previous presidents. It hasn't worked so far. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. President Trump fired FBI director James Comey. Shed no tears for this officious little prick. Director Comey had his long boney fingers up everybody's asshole. And the powers-that-be were dancing to his tune. He simply had too much power and was turning into another J. Edgar Hoover. Consequently, it was time for him to go.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.  

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Korea covered in yellow dust

(Chinese dust is a drag.)

Yesterday, I took my family to a restaurant. We ate seafood. The meal featured steamed clams, mussels, and scallops. It cost a freaking fortune--over a hundred dollars. Food on the peninsula is very expensive. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of soju and a pitcher of beer. A good time was had by all.

I watched a show called Reign. It's a period drama which features fancy costumes and beautiful actors and actresses. Nobody has pimples. The program is about Mary Queen of Scots. She's currently in Scotland, looking for a suitable husband. Her homeland is filled with danger. The protestants hate her, and Queen Elizabeth wants her head. Normally I hate attractive people. I'm a twisted jealous bastard. But I'm giving Reign a high recommendation. The series is entertaining.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy misanthrope. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat seafood and drink booze. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They live in landlocked countries and have no access to fresh fish. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Afghanistan.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at noon and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The Gobi Desert in Mongolia is experiencing severe windstorms. Consequently, yellow toxic dust is being blown across northern China and the Korean peninsula. The air is now very dangerous. In fact, the powers-that-be believe that we should wear hospital masks when walking outside. What a way to live. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. An anti-Trump psychologist was a guest on Waters' World. This guy said that Trump is a malignant narcissist like Adolph Hitler, and we should all do our best to get him out of office before he kills us all. No kidding. This is why I can no longer take the left seriously. Donald is nothing like Hitler. His son-in-law and daughter are a couple of Jews. He supports gay marriage and transgender equality. And he's doing his best to become more popular amongst the black and Hispanic voting blocks. So how the hell is this guy Hitler? It boggles the mind.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.  

Friday, May 5, 2017

Parents allowing 'hagwon' to beat their kids for better grades

(Koreans often beat their children.)

Yesterday, I took my family to a restaurant for dinner. We enjoyed a barbecue pork buffet. The meal was fantastic. Plus it came with all the fixings--onions, soy-sauce, kimchi, etc. I ate so much meat that I nearly became sick. Sadly, I'm a dirty fat ass. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of soju. A good time was had by all.

I watched another episode of Supernatural. The Winchesters and the British Men of Letters are trying to kill Lucifer's love child. But things aren't going too well. Satan's girlfriend is being protected by a demon named Dagon. Mick Davies is held responsible for the screw up, so Mr. Ketch shoots the poor limey in the back of the head. The British have now been given orders to kill their American counterparts. Supernatural sounds pretty stupid, but the show is actually a lot of fun.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to get drunk and watch television. Unfortunately, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They come from countries which view booze as a sin. Drinkers are often publicly flogged. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Saudi Arabia.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Parents are now allowing hagwons to beat their children for better grades. However, mom and dad must sign a consent form. Corporal punishment in the public schools was outlawed back in 2010. With that said, Asians frequently smack the shit out of their kids to keep them in line. Grades are important here on the peninsula. Those who fail in school are often given a good ass kicking by their family members. Here's the link. 

I turned on Fox News. Steven Colbert is the host of a late-night television program. He said some naughty things about Donald Trump, accusing the president of giving oral sex to Vladimir Putin. His crude language has upset both the right and the left in America. Some have even accused the comedian of being homophobic. But I'm big into free speech. Donald's a grown man. He can handle the verbal diarrhea of a little fag like Steven Colbert.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Homosexuality = AIDS? Conservative candidate blasted for 'hate speech' against homosexuals

(Hong Jun-Pyo believes that AIDS is a gay illness.)

Yesterday, I took my family to a restaurant for dinner. We went to a pork buffet. The meat was very succulent. The hot juice dribbled down my fat chin. I'm a huge fan of pork. It's both cheap and delicious. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of soju. A good time was had by all.

I watched another episode of The Shield. Shane is forced to take a lie detector test to let him off the hook in a murder-for-hire beef. He's as guilty as sin, but Shane passes with flying colors because he's a pathological liar to begin with. However, his partner refuses to comply with the captain's orders. He no longer wants to work with the Strike Team for fear of his life. He views his departure as a smart move. The Shield is one of the best shows in the history of television. You'll love every minute of it.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to watch cop shows in the comfort of my own bed. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this joy. They spend their lives sleeping on the dirt floors of their hovels. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Liberia.

I woke up at 12 p.m. and drank a cup of freshly-brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean presidential candidate named Hong Jun-Pyo believes that homosexuals are spreading HIV across the peninsula. He says that the vast majority of those with the disease are gay men. Subsequently, he was bashed by many of his Korean liberal counterparts. But I'm more of a truth-teller. Anal sex is a dangerous dirty business which leaves one susceptible to a myriad of venereal illnesses. The anus is an exit, not an entrance. I'm not judging. Go enjoy yourselves. However, sodomy is risky behavior. Political correctness doesn't change that fact. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. The North Koreans fired another missile. Strangely enough, I just don't give a rat's ass. Perhaps my brains have finally melted. One quick strike, and my family and I will be blown to little pieces. Oh well. Things could always be worse. At least I wasn't born in Djibouti. In all seriousness, I liked Trump's response. He accused the North Koreans of snubbing their noses at the Chinese. Donald is as cool as the other side of the pillow. 

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Stop by my message board to say hello. Cheers.  

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Comedy show apologizes for racist sketch

(Dressing up in blackface isn't a good idea.)

Yesterday, I made chicken for dinner. I cooked the poultry using ample amounts of salt and grease. The bird came out all hot and crisp and delicious. Chicken is my specialty. I'm wonderful in the kitchen. Perhaps I'm half a fag. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Charm soju and a big glass of beer. A good time was had by all.

I watched the first episode of Fargo. This is already season three. Time really flies. A probation officer is dating one of his parolees. She's a hot little pistol. He tries to get his brother to pay for her engagement ring, but he refuses. So the probation officer sends a felon to steal a valuable stamp from his brother's house. This feeble-minded criminal goes to the wrong house and kills an innocent grandfather. Fargo comes with my highest recommendation.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to watch TV and eat chicken in the comfort of my own apartment. Unfortunately, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They live in malaria-infested jungles across the planet. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Chad.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt I went on a trip to a shopping mall. I was with an older lady who loved to read books. I told her that I liked the novel Lolita. She called me disgusting.

I woke up at 9 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean comedienne is in trouble for dressing up in blackface. She apologized to the entire peninsula for being a racist. Koreans are very nice to white people and other Koreans. But they pretty much hate everybody else on the planet. However, I don't judge. I'm a stranger in a strange land, so I like to swim in the shallow end of the pool when it comes to social issues. Here's the link.

I turned on CNN. Erin Moran died at the age of fifty-six. She used to play Joanie on the hit show Happy Days. Erin had fallen on hard times because of alcohol and drugs. She even got kicked out of her trailer park in Indiana due to her raucous behavior. Life is filled with endless ups and downs. It's best to remain humble.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Stop by my message board to say hello. Cheers.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Woman convicted of biting off tongue of man who demanded sex

(A Korean woman bites off a man's tongue.)

Yesterday, I made beef and French fries for dinner. I did a wonderful job. The meal was excellent. I especially liked the fries. They were hot and crisp and salty. I feel very comfortable in the kitchen. Perhaps I'm half-a-fag. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of soju and large cup of beer. A good time was had by all.

I watched another episode of The Shield. The new captain is very impressed with Vic's tough style. He gets results. What she fails to comprehend is that Vic is a psychopathic criminal who is leading two lives. Meanwhile, Shane is back on the strike team. Shane is also a psychopathic criminal who is leading two lives. The Shield is one of the best American shows in the history of television. It comes with my highest recommendation.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat beef in the comfort of my own apartment. Unfortunately, lots of people will never get to experience this type of joy. These poor bastards live in countries where cows are considered sacred. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in India.

I went to bed at 9 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 8 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A fifty-six-year-old woman was enjoying a cocktail at a bar in Seoul. She was approached by a man who found her attractive. He requested sex and French-kissed the woman against her will. She promptly bit off six centimeters of his tongue. Talk about a tough old bird. Here's the link.

I turned on CNN. Aaron Hernandez used to play football for the New England patriots. But he never gave up his gangland ways. He murdered three people while playing professional ball, shooting his victims in cold blood. He also shot two people in the head who managed to survive. One of them served as an eye-witness in Aaron's latest trial. Hernandez hanged himself in his jail cell with a bed sheet. He finally killed someone who actually deserved it.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Stop by my message board to say hello. Cheers.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Chinese man and foreigner in bloody Beijing subway brawl

(It's important to behave.)

Yesterday, I had pork and French fries for dinner. The meat was quite succulent. All the juice ran down my fat chin. Furthermore, the fries were great, too. They were hot and salty and delicious. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched a new show on AMC called The Son. I really liked it. The program starts in Texas with a family being annihilated by the Comanche Indians. The mother is raped and killed, and her daughter gets greased by a gunshot wound. To make matters worse, the eldest son goes crazy, and his Indian captors take him out with a tomahawk to the head. The youngest boy survives and turns into a wannabe oil baron. The Son comes with my highest recommendation. Only a lonely fag would miss this series.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to watch TV in the comfort of my own home. Unfortunately, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their lives living in a dark hut because they have no electricity. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Djibouti.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Chinese man and a foreigner got into a fight on the Beijing subway. The foreigner bloodied his adversaries nose. But the Chinese man got revenge by spitting his blood in the white man's face. Both men were eventually arrested by the Chinese authorities. If I were king of the world, I'd have both of these troublemakers caned mercilessly in the town square. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

I turned on CNN. The liberals want Donald Trump to show his tax returns to the world. But I'm not all hot and bothered about the situation. The IRS is the most powerful institution on the face of the earth. They regularly turn kings into paupers. And they aren't known as a bastion of conservatism. Trust me. If Big Don isn't right with his finances, they will throw him in prison lickety-split. My point? Trump hasn't broken any laws, and that's good enough for me.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. If you have some extra time, feel free to visit my message board to say hello. I'd love to hear from you. Cheers.

Monday, April 17, 2017

Gastric bypass surgery shatters Afghan woman's Korean dream

(Gastric bypass surgery is risky.)

Yesterday, I took my family to dinner at a local restaurant. We purchased four pork steaks and cooked them at the table. The meal was delicious. I'm a huge fan of pork. It's both cheap and delicious. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of soju. I became quite intoxicated. A good time was had by all.

I watched the UFC. The main fight of the evening featured Demetrious Johnson versus William Reis for the flyweight title. The match wasn't close. Demetrious is on another level from the fighters in his division. He controlled Reis easily for three rounds, cutting his opponent badly with many vicious elbows. The matt was stained crimson with William's blood. After that, he submitted Reis with an arm-bar. This marked the tenth defense of his title, tying the record held by Anderson Silva.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked The Savior his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's a ton of fun to watch the UFC in the comfort of my own home. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They live in grass huts and are forced to drink water tainted by malaria. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Malawi.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I had another dream about defecating in Burger King. The customers looked on in horror as a dropped a steamer on the floor.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. An obese woman from Afghanistan is married to a naturalized Korean citizen. She went to the doctor to get a band placed on her stomach in order to lose weight. It turns out that she was pregnant at the time, and the procedure made it impossible for the fetus to get proper nutrition. Therefore, she was forced to have an abortion. She is now suing the hospital for emotional distress.

I turned on CNN. A large black guy from Ohio filmed himself on Facebook as he murdered an elderly man. The victim was also black. Furthermore, he admitted to committing many other homicides. The suspect is currently on the loose. He's considered armed and dangerous. If you see him, run as fast as your legs will carry you. This weirdo obviously has a few screws loose. If I were king of the world, I'd have him roasted alive in a giant barbecue pit. I'd even put an apple in his mouth. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Don't forget to visit my message board. Cheers.

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Korean man assaults a pregnant nurse

(A Korean man assaulted a pregnant nurse in Seoul.)

Yesterday, I didn't eat supper. My wife went shopping with my youngest son. By the time they got back, I was fast asleep. But that's OK. I weigh nearly 250 pounds. That's 107 kilo grams for all you non-Americans. I should probably make a regular habit out of missing dinner from time to time.

I watched Korean baseball and drank beer. I consumed two large bottles of Hite. I became a little intoxicated if you want to know the truth. The SK Wyverns won another contest. They are now one game back of the 500 mark. The team is stacked from top to bottom with power hitters. They have a shot to win the championship. However, my money is on KIA.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty misanthrope. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to watch baseball and drink beer in the comfort of my own home. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They come from Islamic countries and are publicly flogged if caught sipping the joy juice. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Oman.

I went to bed at 8 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 10 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean man from Seoul punched a pregnant nurse several times in the face. The man was unhappy because he had to wait to see a doctor. This idiot has a history of mental problems. Luckily, the unborn child is doing well. If I were kind of the world, I'd make this loon dig his own grave, and then I'd promptly shoot him right between the eyes. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

I turned on Fox News. North Korea unsuccessfully attempted to fire a missile. Some believe that the failure is directly attributed to American cyber-warfare. I wouldn't be surprised. President Trump is a breath of fresh air. I would call him Reagan-esque. Kim Jong-Un now has a target on his back. And his would-be assassins include the Chinese government. The fat little bastard isn't long for this world.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. If you have some free time, check out my message board. Cheers.

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Woman caught stealing gold bracelets, hiding them in buttocks

(A woman from Seoul hides two bracelets in her anus.)

Yesterday, I took my family to a restaurant. We ate Han-oo beef. Han-oo beef comes from domestic cattle. It's extremely overpriced. I hate to waste my money on the stuff. Sadly, my wife likes it, so what's a boy to do? I washed the vittles down with two bottles of soju. A good time was had by all.

I watched baseball. The SK Wyverns battled the Hanwha Eagles. I cheer for the Wyverns because their manager is American. This is the first time in history that a man from my homeland has been placed in charge of a Korean baseball team. So what's not to like? The squad got off to a horrid start, dropping their first five games. But the ship has been righted, and they're currently winning games left and right. They won again last night.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat beef at a restaurant. Unfortunately, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their days slaving away to put money in the pocket of their dictator. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in North Korea.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 10 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A 20-year-old woman from Seoul stole two bracelets from a department store and hid them up her ass. However, her theft was caught on CCTV. The cops arrived on the scene and strip-searched the young lady. She was booked and later released on her own recognizance. The thief says that she often has the urge to steal when she's experiencing her period. Go figure.

I turned on Fox News. Today is the birthday of Kim Sung-Il. Sung-Il was the first North Korean leader, so this celebration is a big deal. On this holiday, the North Korean powers-that-be usually test their nuclear capabilities. However, Donald Trump gave them a stern warning not to pull their usual bullshit. Our new president even threatened the hermit nation with a preemptive strike. North Korea backed down. That's what true leadership looks like. I couldn't be prouder.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Take It Easy)

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Man jailed for hiring thugs to punish daughter's bullies

(A Korean father takes things a little too far.)

Yesterday, I had beef and Korean pancakes for dinner. The meal wasn't very good. My wife is capable of so much better. But I didn't complain. I just smiled and ate my food with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. I'm wonderful that way. The glass is always half-full at my humble abode. I washed the vittles down with several cups of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched the pilot episode of Twin Peaks. The show first aired nearly thirty years ago. The corpse of seventeen-year-old Laura Palmer is discovered near the banks of a river. She's wrapped in plastic. Agent Cooper from the FBI is called to the scene in order to solve this tragic crime. Cooper loves pie. His favorite seems to be cherry. In fact, he raves about pie all the time. I laughed and laughed and laughed. Missing Twin Peaks should be punishable by death. It's that good. The series comes with my highest recommendation.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to watch television with a full stomach. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They're too busy feasting on scorpions and snakes along the banks of the Yangtze River. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in China.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A man in Ulsan was sentenced to a year in prison for assaulting his daughter's bullies. In fact, he hired six thugs to teach these mean girls a lesson. The thugs found them at school and dragged them out of their classrooms. Then they threatened to kill these young ladies with baseball bats. Dad obviously cares for his daughter. But he took it just a little too far.

I turned on Fox News. National Security Advisor Susan rice admitted that surveillance took place in Trump Tower. She also admitted to unmasking several American citizens who were caught up in the wiretapping. I'm not surprised. Ms. Rice is a very deceitful pig. In fact, she's the asshole who told us that Benghazi happened because of a YouTube video. If I were king of the world, I'd have this shameful whore tarred and feathered. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Neil Diamond)
   

Monday, April 3, 2017

Domestic violence traps migrant women

(Migrant wives are often victims of abuse.)

Yesterday, I had beef-fajitas for dinner. The meal was delicious. My wife is the beef-fajita queen. In fact, she's considered by many to be the Asian Martha Stewart. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched several episodes of The Shield. It's one of the greatest shows in the history of American television. Dutch is on the heels of a serial killer. This sick bastard rapes elderly women and strangles them after getting his rocks off. The detective eventually arrests the villain but is fascinated by the man's sickness. To that end, Dutch ends the episode by strangling a stray cat in a misguided attempt to understand his adversary. The Shield comes with my highest recommendation.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to watch cop shows while lying in bed. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They're actually too poor to purchase beds. So they sleep on the floor and are often terrorized by snakes, scorpions, and mosquitoes. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in India.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Lots of Korean men in the countryside can't find women. Therefore, they are sometimes forced to import brides from various countries. Of course, the vast majority of these ladies can't speak Korean. This lack of communication combined with copious amounts of alcohol often leads to domestic violence. These women seldom call the police. They prefer to suffer in silence fearing that their visas might get revoked.

I turned on Fox News. The life expectancy of non-college educated whites is actually dropping. This demographic is dying-off like flies. Many are expiring from heroin abuse while others are drinking themselves to an early grave. Living standards for this group simply aren't what they used to be. Their jobs have been shipped to other countries, and now they spend their days working in the service sector. Globalism has been a disaster. Let's hope that President Trump can get us out of the shit.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day. 

(Ozzy)

Sunday, April 2, 2017

Woman dead after drinking 60 bottles of soju with friend

(A woman drinks herself to death on soju.)

Yesterday, my wife made pork and French fries for dinner. The meat was quite succulent. The drippings slid down my fat chin. Furthermore,  the fries were crisp and salty--just the way I like them. I slaked my thirst with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched an episode of Supernatural. Mary Winchester is back from the dead. She's now helping the British Men of Letters. Dean is beside himself with anger. He throws his very own mother right out of his house. Meanwhile, Sam follows Mary to her new digs. Unbeknownst to them, they're being hunted by a nest of vampires. Sam kills the alpha with his magical Colt revolver. Supernatural is a lot of fun. It comes with my highest recommendation.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to munch on pork while sitting on a comfortable sofa. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They're so poor that they wipe their asses with their bare hands. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Laos.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 7 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Two Koreans met each other at a clinic for recovering alcoholics. They hit it off romantically. After that, they rented a cheap motel and made a pact to drink themselves to death. They consumed over sixty bottles of soju in ten days. The woman died, but the man is still alive. Addiction is a sad tale.

I turned on Fox News. A fifteen-year-old black girl was murdered by a group of illegal aliens. The suspects belong to a gang called MS-13. These criminals are notorious for their violent ways. America is turning into a third-world cesspool. The public schools are shit. The healthcare is atrocious. And the cities are more violent than Baghdad. I just hope that President Trump can work a miracle with the help of Jesus--because it's going to take divine intervention to set things right.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(The Beach Boys)

Friday, March 31, 2017

Murder suspect says 'I don't remember'

(An eight-year-old girl was murdered in Inchon.)

Yesterday, I went to McDonald's for dinner. I had a Big Mac and a large order of French fries. The meal was delicious. All that starch sent me straight to the moon. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so usually I drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.

I watched several episodes of The Shield. Ronnie and Tavon get into a huge fight. Ronnie's wife hits Tavon on the side of the head with a hot iron. The poor guy stumbles out the door with blood leaking down the side of his face. He gets into an accident and crashes through the front window of his van. The Shield is one of the best shows in the history of television. Anyone who refuses to watch is a fag. Plain and simple.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, eating fast-food is a hoot. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They are too busy feasting on snakes and lizards in order to stay alive. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Tanzania.

I went to bed at ten o'clock. I dreamt about having coitus with a beautiful black woman. We had a wonderful time. She really seemed to like me.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A seventeen-year-old female Korean got arrested for killing and dismembering an eight-year-old girl. The crime took place in the city of Inchon. The suspect claims that she can't remember a thing. If I were king of the world, I'd have this low-life burnt at the stake on the charge of witchcraft. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

I turned on Fox News. President Trump is at odds with the conservative members of the Republican party. They refused to pass his health care plan, so he's steamed. Donald desperately needs a win. The best thing he could do is concentrate on tax reform and building the wall. Getting the trillion dollar infrastructure program off the ground wouldn't hurt, either. I feel the president's pain. My country needs a single-payer health care system. It's time to put the insurance companies out of business.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Kansas)

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Prosecution seeks warrant to arrest Park

(Lots of Korean presidents have gone to jail.)

Yesterday, I had hot-wings and French fries for dinner. The meal was delicious. The chicken was so hot that it nearly burned a hole in my tongue. But that's OK. I love spicy cuisine. My wife is a wonderful cook. She's the Asian Martha Stewart. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched the latest episode of The Walking Dead. Negan attempts to recruit another one of Rick's crew. This time, he's brainwashing the skinny black girl who used to date Abraham. She's currently locked in a closet with the body of a dead walker. Meanwhile, Rick and his friends have stolen the guns from the Amazon camp. Rick plans to make Negan bleed. The Walking Dead comes with my highest recommendation.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to watch zombie shows while relaxing in bed. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They drink dirty water and eat whatever they can catch. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Gambia.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The Korean powers-that-be now wish to arrest former president Park Geun-hye for corruption. This news really isn't a big deal. Lots of Korean leaders have spent time in the pen. The peninsula is rife with political crime. Money is always changing hands to pay for favors.

I turned on Fox News. Paul Ryan's new health care plan completely shit the bed. President Trump must be careful. First of all, Ryan has never been a friend. The man should be publicly flogged and driven from the senate. Secondly, is Donald just another dyed-in-the-wool Republican pretending to be a crusader? Paul Ryan is the type of silly choice that ass-hats like Mitt Romney would make. Trump had better get his head out of his rump, or he'll be out the door in four years.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(In the Court of the Crimson King)

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Operations start to lift Sewol ferry

(The Korean government is trying to raise the Sewol ferry.)

Yesterday, I had pork and French fries for dinner. The meal was delicious. My wife's an excellent cook. She's the Asian Martha Stewart. We eat a lot of pig at my humble abode. It's both cheap and tasty. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched an episode of Criminal Minds. It's the sickest show on television. A disturbed young man believes that Satan killed his parents after they get sucked into a massive sinkhole. He hated his mom and dad, so he wants to thank the dark overlord by sending the fallen angel innocent souls. To that end, he kidnaps the nicest people he can find and forces them to commit suicide. Criminal Minds comes with my highest recommendation.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy misanthrope. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's nice to eat pork and French fries. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. These unfortunate bastards live in Muslim countries and are forced by their governments to abstain from consuming pigs. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Saudi Arabia.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt that I went to China for a vacation. I was nearly bitten by a deadly cobra. I cried out happily when the snake's fangs missed my flesh.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The Korean government is attempting to lift the Sewol ferry from the bottom of the ocean. The Sewol sank back in 2014, killing over 300 people. Most of the victims were high school students. Korea is a weird place. There is virtually no street crime. You can walk safely in Seoul at any time of the day or night. But the ROK's blatant disregard for safety kills a ton of people every year. Go figure.

I turned on Fox News. Devin Nunes has confirmed that the government wire-tapped Trump Towers both before and after the election. This surveillance required a FISA warrant, so the person being watched was an American citizen. In other words, the Russia story is a giant sack of shit. The spooks don't need a FISA warrant to spy on foreigners. I'm not surprised that the intelligence community got caught again with their greasy hands in the cookie jar. We all remember James Clapper lying to congress about data collection. I've said it before. Trump needs to take these assholes down a peg or two.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Ringo Star)

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

American woman assaults Korean taxi driver

(An English teacher assaults a Korean taxi driver.)

Yesterday, I had chicken and French fries for dinner. I wasn't too crazy about the meal. The chicken was stale, and the fries were soggy. But I didn't complain. I just ate my vittles with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. I'm wonderful that way. The glass is always half-full at my humble abode.

I watched the latest episode of Homeland. Carrie's child is still in foster care. Social services believes that her lifestyle is a threat to the young girl. On top of that, Carrie is a manic depressive who has all kinds of weapons stored around her house. Meanwhile, Peter wants his vengeance against the man who murdered his former friend-with-benefits. He gets the info he needs by threatening to kill his former boss. Homeland is a great show. I recommend it highly.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to watch great television in bed. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They're so poor that they can't afford beds. Instead, they sleep on the cold floors of their hovels. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in India.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. An American English teacher in Seoul was arrested by the police. She stands accused of kicking a taxi driver several times in the stomach and legs. This 34-year-old crazy woman admitted her crime to the police. However, she blamed the driver for taking a wrong turn. If I were king of the world, I'd have this trollop caned and deported. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

I turned on Fox News. Donald Trump nominated Neil Gorsuch for the Supreme Court. Mr. Gorsuch is now trying to get confirmed by the powers-that-be. He's a strong choice who stands firmly against abortion. Therefore, the democrats are doing everything they can to get in his way. Modern day liberals are really beyond my comprehension. They leave a trail of dead babies and transgendered bathrooms wherever they go. I just don't understand them. Perhaps I'm retarded.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Enjoy the song of the day.

(Rocky Top)