Thursday, May 25, 2017

Korean soldier convicted of gay sex

(A Korean soldier was sentenced to six months in jail for gay sex.)

Yesterday, I had beef fajitas for dinner. The meal was quite good. My wife is the beef fajita queen. She's a regular Asian Martha Stewart. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched CNN. Two men were found dead at a drug rehabilitation center in Pennsylvania. They were the victims of opioid abuse. Here's the strange part of the story. They actually worked at the location as drug counselors. Lots of Americans are dying from heroin. They turn to the drug after getting addicted to pain killers. Times remain grim in the Rust Belt.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat beef in the comfort of my own home. Sadly, lot's of people will never experience this type of joy. These idiots actually refuse to eat meat, claiming that the practice is unethical. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Seattle.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean soldier was convicted of having gay sex. He was sentenced to six months in prison. However, his jail term has been suspended for one year. Homosexuality is still illegal in the Korean military. The peninsula has no patience for sodomites. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. The mayor of Manchester, England believes that life should continue as usual after the devastating attack which claimed 22 lives. In other words, terrorism is just something that we all must accept. It's the new normal. What kind of shit is that? These Muslim extremists need to be rooted out and killed. If we could handle the Nazis and the Imperial Japanese, then we can certainly deal with these assholes. The mayor of Manchester should go take a flying screw at a rolling donut.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.  

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Koreans caught smuggling 2,348kg of gold in 'private parts'

(That gold is cold.)

Yesterday, I took my family to McDonald's for dinner. The meal was fantastic. I had a Big Mac and a large order of French fries. I'm a huge fan of junk food. All that starch sends me straight to the moon. I washed the vittles down with a cold glass of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I usually drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.

I turned on CNN. A young man named Devon Arthurs used to be a neo-Nazi. However, he decided to convert to Islam instead. Devon had two roommates who made fun of his new religion. So he shot them both dead with a pistol. Mr. Arthurs is only eighteen-years-old. Talk about a moron. If I were king of the world, I'd boil this asshole alive in oil. It's a good thing nobody listens to me.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, eating junk food is a wonderful experience. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their lives starving themselves to look good in skinny jeans. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Hollywood, California.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Many Koreans were arrested at Incheon Airport for smuggling gold. The men hid the precious nuggets up their asses while the women used both their asses and viginas. It's easy to make a profit with smuggled gold because the powers-that-be boost the price with a 15% tax. Go figure. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. Twenty-two innocent people were blown to bits in Manchester, England. Who is responsible? You guessed it. Another Muslim fanatic. Most of the victims were young women. One dead girl is only eight-years-old. The suicide bomber was a British citizen. His parents came to the UK as refugees from Libya. Islam is the religion of death.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

25 Koreans arrested in Philippines over alleged fraud, illegal gambling

(Twenty-five Koreans were arrested in the Philippines.)

Yesterday, I had two chicken sandwiches for dinner. I also consumed three small bags of potato chips. The meal wasn't very good. The poultry was a little too dry. But I didn't complain. I just smiled and ate my vittles like the village retard. I'm wonderful that way. The glass is always half-full at my humble abode. I washed the food down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I turned on CNN. A gangster from Mississippi had a transgender girlfriend. The relationship was consensual. He knew all along that his main squeeze was a chick-with-a-dick. Unfortunately, one of his fellow gang members learned his secret. So the gangster murdered the 17-year-old girl in cold blood in order to avoid embarrassment. He was sentenced to fifty years in prison for his crime. If I were king of the world, I'd have this bastard stoned at the city gates. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, I have enough money to eat meat every day. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They wipe their asses with their bare hands because they can't afford toilet paper. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Laos.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 9 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Twenty-five Koreans were arrested in the Philippines on charges of fraud and gambling. Basically, these scumbags were setting up fake real-estate deals to rip-off other Koreans. They also gambled on illegal internet sites--which is a big deal on the peninsula. The powers-that-be frown on all forms of wagering. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. Former New York senator Anthony Weiner was found guilty of sexting with a minor. He sent pictures of his Johnson to a fifteen-year-old girl. Weiner faces up to ten years in prison for his crime. He also has to register as a sex offender. This is the same guy who was caught with all of Clinton's emails on his laptop computer. His ex-wife is Hillary's closest friend.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Activists condemn lax probe of sex tourism suspects

(Many Korean men were recently detained on sex charges.)

Yesterday, I took my family for dinner. We had barbeque pork. It came with all the fixings--kimchi, sautéed onions, Chinese mushrooms, etc. The meal was excellent. I stuffed my face as if it were my last day on earth. Then I washed the vittles down with two bottles of soju. I also drank a big glass of beer.

I watched CNN. Three teenagers from Mississippi stole a car from a supermarket parking lot. They didn't realize that there was a six-year-old boy inside the automobile. They shot the little guy and left his corpse in a ditch. The body was found nine hours later. These thugs will be tried as adults. If I were king of the world, I'd have these murderous assholes beheaded in the public square. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

(These assholes should be decapitated.)

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's nice to take the family out to a restaurant for barbeque. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They venerate a false prophet and are not allowed to eat pork. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Saudi Arabia.

I went to bed at midnight. I didn't dream. I woke up at noon and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Many Korean men were detained in the Philippines on the suspicion of sex tourism. They were later released due to lack of evidence. Activists are pissed. They want to see these gentlemen spend time in jail. Did you know that--here on the peninsula--paying for coitus can land you in prison for up to fifteen years? This information blows my mind due to the fact that Korea is chock full of whorehouses.  You can't throw a rock without hitting a brothel. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. Tucker Carlson had Jim Webb on his show. Jim believes that the Democrats lost the election because they are far too liberal. I disagree with the former senator from Virginia. They ran the wrong candidate, thinking that demographics would save their bacon. Bernie Sanders was a much better choice than Hillary. He could have taken Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Ohio, and Michigan without breaking a sweat. America came a hair away from having a socialist leader. The very thought sends chills up my spine. Times are certainly changing.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Friday, May 19, 2017

Taxi driver jailed over 297 false accusations, failing to pay karaoke bill

(A taxi driver from Seoul was sent to prison.)

Yesterday, I ate beef fajitas for dinner. The meal was delicious. My wife is the beef fajita queen. I also consumed two giant candy bars for desert. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff. A good time was had by all.

I watched CNN. Dean June Cho of Yale University got caught badmouthing Caucasian people on Yelp. She stated that a local sushi restaurant was a magnet for white trash who couldn't tell the difference between a good piece of fish and a bad piece of fish. She also said that her local cinema was populated with morons incapable of adding seven plus seven. Dean Cho is just another elitist asshole who cheers every time a working class white man dies. She can go take a flying screw at a rolling donut.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty atheist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat beef in the comfort of my warm apartment. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their days toiling in the fields to make ends meet. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Cambodia.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A taxi driver from Seoul was sent to prison for making hundreds of false accusations against his customers. He also refused to pay a $300 karaoke bill. Basically, the guy is a flim-flam man. If I were king of the world, I'd have this thief savagely flogged in the middle of the town square. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. A couple of years ago, a large black man named Terence Crutcher got high on PCP and sped down a rural road in Oklahoma. He was eventually stopped by the police and told to get on the ground. Terence didn't listen. He reached into his SUV in spite of the many warnings. Consequently, an officer named Betty Shelby greased him with her gun. The district attorney arrested Betty for murder, but she was recently acquitted by a jury of her peers. Black Lives Matter is very upset about the situation.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Rape culture in Korea

(Is there are rape culture in Korea?)

Yesterday, my wife went to Emart. She brought home a pepperoni pizza. It came in a large cardboard box. The meal was delicious. I love junk food. All that starch sends me straight to the moon. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched CNN. A teenage couple from Arkansas are currently in police custody for child abuse. Their newborn baby was found by social services covered in rat bites. One of the wounds was so severe that it exposed the child's skull. The parents knew that they had a rat infestation in their home, but they failed to tell anybody about the problem. If I were king of the world, I'd have these assholes publicly flogged in the village square. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat pizza while viewing television. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their lives consuming monkey brains in the deep dark jungle. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Malawi.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt that I got drunk and bought a great deal of pet supplies. I spent over a thousand dollars on the junk. My mother scolded me.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean student from Columbia University wrote an opinion piece about the rape culture in South Korea. In her article, she claims that Korean men are pigs due to Confucianism. She points to former presidential candidate Hong Jun-pyo as an example. He was a naughty young man back in high school.

But here's the deal. The peninsula is very safe for men and women alike. Sure. Rape happens from time to time--just like it happens everywhere else around the globe. However, the vast majority of Korean males treat their female counterparts very kindly. The idea of a rape culture is just another feminist myth designed to bash men. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. The Turkish president is named Erdogan. He owns a house in Washington D.C. Protesters held a peaceful demonstration in front of his opulent abode. Erdogan's bodyguards proceeded to beat the shit out of them. The American cops couldn't control the situation. This brutal public assault will go unpunished because the attackers have diplomatic immunity.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.  

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Viewers angry over commercial breaks

(Koreans are tired of commercials.)

Yesterday, I had beef and French fries for dinner. The meat was quite succulent. All the juice rolled down my fat chin. Furthermore, the fries were crisp and salty--just the way I like them. My wife's a wonderful cook. She's a regular Asian Martha Stewart. I drank several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched CNN. The authorities in California shutdown a cockfighting ring. The powers-that-be confiscated over 7,000 birds. They also found drugs, guns, and money after frisking the gamblers. Unfortunately, some of the birds didn't make it. Their mangled bodies were gathered and incinerated. I'm not a big animal-rights guy. I'm more concerned about humans than roosters. In fact, a Friday night at a cockfight sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe I'm a prick.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm some dirty misanthrope. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat beef and French fries while relaxing on my sofa. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They live in countries which venerate cows as if they were gods. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in India.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Korean viewers are angry over commercial breaks. They claim that popular dramas are being interrupted in the middle of the episodes, thereby ruining the excitement. According to the fans, the advertisements should run at the end of the shows. I'm serious about drama, too. Commercials suck giant ass. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. The New York Times ran an article claiming that President Trump is obstructing justice. Supposedly, James Comey said that Trump asked him to stop investigating General Flynn. I hope Donald has that entire conversation on tape. Comey should be called to testify in front of congress so that the public can get the whole story. The mainstream media is playing a dangerous game of gotcha, and I simply no longer trust the fake news. Let's hear what the former FBI director has to say directly from his own lips.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Park Geun-hye refusing TV and newspapers in cell

(President Park is in jail awaiting her trial.)

Yesterday, I had shrimp fajitas for dinner. The meal was delicious. My wife's the shrimp fajita queen. She's a regular Asian Martha Stewart. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I usually drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.

I watched American Gods. This particular episode features a graphic homosexual love scene between two Arab men. The sodomy is quite gratuitous. It has nothing to do with the plot. It's just another example of the gay agenda taking over Hollywood. For some strange reason, the powers-that-be want us to view anal sex as some kind of beautiful thing. But those assholes can go screw themselves. Buggery is both smelly and unclean, and I want nothing to do with it. You got to draw the line somewhere.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. Usually, it's fun to lie in bed and watch American dramas. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. Western programming is seen as sinful, and those who partake are publicly flogged. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Yemen.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt that I ate breakfast at the Hilton. The food was bland.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Former Korean president Park Geun-Hye is languishing in prison as she awaits her trial. She refuses to watch TV or read the newspaper as her court date approaches. I have no idea why the woman was denied bail. She's certainly not a danger to the community, and she poses no flight risk. I often wonder if the peninsula is actually a democracy. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. A man from Oregon decapitated his mother with a machete. He then walked to a nearby convenience store, carrying Mom's head in his hand by the hair. He proceeded to stab the cashier several times with a large knife. Luckily, the poor girl will survive. The police currently have this maniac in custody. If I were king of the world, I would throw the man off a cliff without the benefit of a trial. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.    

Monday, May 15, 2017

Former K-pop singer jailed for illegal gambling, investigation disruption

(A K-pop star is going to prison.)

Yesterday, I had noodles for dinner. The meal wasn't very delicious. Ramen simply doesn't float my boat. But I didn't complain. I just smiled and ate my vittles like the village retard. I'm wonderful that way. The glass is always half-full at my humble abode. I washed the food down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched the UFC. The main event featured a clash between between Polish champion Joanna Jedrzejczyk and Brazilian upstart Jessica Andrade. Jessica fought a gutsy fight. She never took a step backward. But Jedrzejczyk was just too much for the girl to handle. She beat Jessica to a pulp over the course of five rounds, winning a unanimous decision. I love the UFC. All that blood never fails to give me a thrill. I really like it when the women brawl. Maybe I'm a sick pervert. Oh well. What's a boy to do?

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to lay in bed and watch television. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They live in huts without electricity, and sleep on the floor with the snakes and spiders. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in India.

I went to bed at midnight. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean pop-star named Jung Jin-woo is going to prison for illegal gambling. Jin-woo spent three million dollars on an internet gaming site. He then tried to blame the crime on his mother's boyfriend. Sending the man to jail seems a tad harsh. But I keep my mouth shut when it comes to domestic affairs. I'm not sure if Korea's an actual democracy, and I don't want to end up in the pen. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. President Trump might stop giving press conferences. Instead, news from the White House would be delivered over his Twitter account. I don't blame the guy. The democrats and the mainstream media are rebelling against his presidency. They're even insinuating that he's a Manchurian candidate. The last time America faced this type of revolt is when the South succeeded from the Union.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

The Samsung Lions are now a bunch of losers

(The Samsung Lions suck ass.)

Yesterday, I took my family to a restaurant for dinner. We had spicy chicken with potatoes and glass noodles. The meal came with all the fixings--kimchi, pickled vegetables, etc. It was very delicious. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of soju and a bottle of Cass beer. A good time was had by all.

I watched CNN and drank a can of Guinness. A little eight-year-old boy from Cincinnati hanged himself with a necktie. He left a heartrending suicide note, claiming that he was just sick and tired of being bullied. The story really pissed me off. Look at this picture. Those little feet belong to Gabe. Some asshole punched him and left him unconscious in the restroom. America needs school vouchers so that kids like Gabe can get a true education without enduring this type of nonsense.

(The principal at this school should be burned at the stake.)

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat chicken and drink soju. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They're so poor that they wipe their asses with their bare hands. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in the Philippines.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt that I had a new wife. She was a reclusive poet with curly black hair and a radiant smile.

I woke up at noon and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The proud Samsung Lions are now a bunch of losers. Korean baseball teams never run at a profit. They're used as marketing tools. Samsung, however, has decided to defund the squad. Consequently, the team can no longer afford to purchase talented players. The Lions are currently mired in last place--posting one of the worst records in the history of the KBO. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox news. Judge Jeannine interviewed President Trump. He's still committed to building the wall. This makes me quite happy. The United States needs a secure border. Furthermore, the greedy crony-capitalists love illegal immigration. They get an endless supply of cheap labor whom they can exploit. But that's not good for America. We're becoming a nation of nobles and serfs.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Moon sworn in, offers to visit N. Korea

(Moon is the new president of Korea.)

Yesterday, I had chicken soup for dinner. The bird was cooked in a salty yellow broth filled with rice and ginseng. The meal was delicious. My wife really outdid herself. She's the Asian Martha Stewart. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched several episodes of The Shield. Shane drops a hand grenade into Lem's truck, blowing his former friend to smithereens. Vick and Ronnie don't handle the news of Lem's death with grace. They find a gangster from El Salvador and beat him to death with a chain. After that, they burn the corpse and bury the remains in the woods. The Shield is one of the best shows in the history of television. Only a fag would refuse to view the program.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to drink cola and eat chicken. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They live in failing states and are forced to pick through the garbage to find sustenance. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Venezuela.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 5 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The peninsula elected a new president. His name is Moon Jae-in. Moon is a died-in-the-wool liberal who has no love for America's policy in Asia. He plans on opening a dialogue with North Korea in order to reason with the hermit nation's belligerent dictator. This has been tried before by previous presidents. It hasn't worked so far. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. President Trump fired FBI director James Comey. Shed no tears for this officious little prick. Director Comey had his long boney fingers up everybody's asshole. And the powers-that-be were dancing to his tune. He simply had too much power and was turning into another J. Edgar Hoover. Consequently, it was time for him to go.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.  

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Korea covered in yellow dust

(Chinese dust is a drag.)

Yesterday, I took my family to a restaurant. We ate seafood. The meal featured steamed clams, mussels, and scallops. It cost a freaking fortune--over a hundred dollars. Food on the peninsula is very expensive. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of soju and a pitcher of beer. A good time was had by all.

I watched a show called Reign. It's a period drama which features fancy costumes and beautiful actors and actresses. Nobody has pimples. The program is about Mary Queen of Scots. She's currently in Scotland, looking for a suitable husband. Her homeland is filled with danger. The protestants hate her, and Queen Elizabeth wants her head. Normally I hate attractive people. I'm a twisted jealous bastard. But I'm giving Reign a high recommendation. The series is entertaining.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy misanthrope. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to eat seafood and drink booze. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They live in landlocked countries and have no access to fresh fish. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Afghanistan.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at noon and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The Gobi Desert in Mongolia is experiencing severe windstorms. Consequently, yellow toxic dust is being blown across northern China and the Korean peninsula. The air is now very dangerous. In fact, the powers-that-be believe that we should wear hospital masks when walking outside. What a way to live. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. An anti-Trump psychologist was a guest on Waters' World. This guy said that Trump is a malignant narcissist like Adolph Hitler, and we should all do our best to get him out of office before he kills us all. No kidding. This is why I can no longer take the left seriously. Donald is nothing like Hitler. His son-in-law and daughter are a couple of Jews. He supports gay marriage and transgender equality. And he's doing his best to become more popular amongst the black and Hispanic voting blocks. So how the hell is this guy Hitler? It boggles the mind.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.  

Friday, May 5, 2017

Parents allowing 'hagwon' to beat their kids for better grades

(Koreans often beat their children.)

Yesterday, I took my family to a restaurant for dinner. We enjoyed a barbecue pork buffet. The meal was fantastic. Plus it came with all the fixings--onions, soy-sauce, kimchi, etc. I ate so much meat that I nearly became sick. Sadly, I'm a dirty fat ass. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of soju. A good time was had by all.

I watched another episode of Supernatural. The Winchesters and the British Men of Letters are trying to kill Lucifer's love child. But things aren't going too well. Satan's girlfriend is being protected by a demon named Dagon. Mick Davies is held responsible for the screw up, so Mr. Ketch shoots the poor limey in the back of the head. The British have now been given orders to kill their American counterparts. Supernatural sounds pretty stupid, but the show is actually a lot of fun.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to get drunk and watch television. Unfortunately, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They come from countries which view booze as a sin. Drinkers are often publicly flogged. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Saudi Arabia.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Parents are now allowing hagwons to beat their children for better grades. However, mom and dad must sign a consent form. Corporal punishment in the public schools was outlawed back in 2010. With that said, Asians frequently smack the shit out of their kids to keep them in line. Grades are important here on the peninsula. Those who fail in school are often given a good ass kicking by their family members. Here's the link. 

I turned on Fox News. Steven Colbert is the host of a late-night television program. He said some naughty things about Donald Trump, accusing the president of giving oral sex to Vladimir Putin. His crude language has upset both the right and the left in America. Some have even accused the comedian of being homophobic. But I'm big into free speech. Donald's a grown man. He can handle the verbal diarrhea of a little fag like Steven Colbert.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.