Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Man fined for child pornography-related crime

(A Korean man got nabbed for child pornography.)

Yesterday, I had spicy pork and rice for dinner. I didn't like the meal very much. I'm not a huge fan of Korean traditional hot sauce. But I didn't complain. I just smiled and ate my vittles like the village retard. I'm wonderful that way. The glass is always half-full at my humble abode. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.

I watched CNN. Leland Foster drove to his estranged wife's house in rural Oklahoma. He dragged her and his twin children into the bathroom. He tried to drown the infants in the bathtub. A brave twelve-year-old girl ran to a neighbor named Cash Freeman for help. Cash brought his pistol to the scene of the crime and proceeded to blow Mr. Foster's head clean off. The twins are doing fine. I'm a strong supporter of the Second Amendment. In fact, if I were king of the world, I'd force all of my loyal subjects to own a gun. Those who refused would be flogged in public. It's a good thing that nobody listens to me.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings upon my life. For instance, it's fun to view television in the comfort of my warm apartment. Sadly, lots of people will never experience this type of joy. They spend their days living in huts without electricity. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in rural India.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 9 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A man from Seoul was caught uploading child pornography to the internet. Some of the victims were in elementary school. This asshole was fined $4,500 dollars for this horrendous crime. Child pornography is viewed mainly as a mental health issue here on the peninsula. Violators are often given a free pass. Here's the link.

I turned on Fox News. A bunch of black students took over the administration offices at Evergreen College in the state of Washington. They wanted a day without white people. They demanded that whitey leave campus for a 24-hour period. Most of the libtards agreed to this crazy demand. However, one brave professor told them to go take a flying screw at a rolling donut. The leaders of this ridiculous protest are currently trying to get the guy fired.

Anyway, my quiver is empty. So long for now, and God bless everybody. Cheers.

9 comments:

  1. probably you dreamed for awhile. it's easy to forget though. because you're sleeping. not taking notes. hardly anything gets remembered by anybody. that's why it's good to have a big data center in utah. as an archive.

    if you hook some electrodes and stream your eeg signals, then that would be a first step toward recording all of your mental activities -- including dreams.

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    1. I used to keep a pad and paper by my bed. Perhaps I'll start again.

      Cheers.

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  2. On the Evergreen College incident:
    a. I would have asked the black 'leaders' what day the wanted to exclude whites.
    b. Then I would have informed them that the day following would exclude blacks!
    Of course whites would be condemned as RACISTS but not the black RACISTS.

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    1. I wouldn't have your courage. I'd just smile and nod my head.

      Cheers.

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  3. Hi Smith, thanks for your television reviews--I'm on season 3 of The Shield because of you and holy moley is it ever great. Any chance you could give us your top 10 (or 20) television picks some time?

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    1. I'll give you some now.

      Deadwood. The Sopranos. Spartacus (the first season was my all-time favorite). The Ultimate Fighter. The Shield. OZ. Breaking Bad. The Walking Dead. I'm currently enjoying American Gods and Fargo.

      Cheers.

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    2. Let's not forget Narcos. That's a great one, too.

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  4. come back, smith

    you ok?

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    1. I'm fine. I've just been a bit busy.

      Cheers.

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